[Crack Short] Cory's the best dad

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Wow three updates in one day I am spoiling you guys--

{Kids AU but Ashlie, Nick and Jon are the kids}

Jon: *is very salty*

Ashlie: Jonathan Jonathan! Are you salty?

Jon:

Nick: hey are you alright, bud?

Jon:

Ashlie: Joooooooooooonnnnnnn

Jon:

Uni: Cory the cinnamon roll is salty--

Cory: *breaks down wall and picks up Jon* you are not allowed to be salty you are supposed to be sugary you goddamn cinnamon roll I swear I will do everything I can to make you happy if it is the last thing I do

Jon:

Jon: *smiles and giggles*

Ashlie and Nick: yay!

Uni: *pats Cory on the back* nice job Dadry.. Nice job.

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