[Crack Short] end my life part 2

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Author with corgi mask who is totally unknown: I wonder what they're doing..,

Cory: I'm on it!

Author with corgi mask totally sneak: wait I didn't--

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Cory: Hey guys--

Uni: *Is screaming bloody murder in a Senpai outfit while Duni chases him in a yandere chan outfit*

Duni: UNI~SENPAAIIIIIIII!

Uni: cORY SAVE ME

Cory:

Cory: I uhh... Wow I interrupted something.

Cory: *Leaves room and slams door shut as a knife was thrown at it*

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Cory: Hey what's--

DDawn and Dawn: *Are complimenting each other's look and have their arms wrapped around each other*

Cory: o

Cory: I knew red and blue gays existed.

Cory: *Leaves room*

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Cory: Hey--

Ashlie and Dashlie: *Are wrestling each other on the floor*

Ashlie and Dashlie: GET THE FUCK OUT

Cory: k

Cory: *Slams door shut, internally screaming*

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Cory: Hey what's up guys, it's NewScarcePro here.

Nick and... Dres: *Are just chilling in the couch talking to each other normally like bros*

Cory: *Sniffs and wipes tear away*

Cory: I cannot interrupt a perfect moment....

Cory: *Leaves room*

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Cory: I'm back and I have information!

Author corgi is holding corgi omg corgiception: But I didn't ask--

Cory: Okay so I saw Duni totally being a yandere for Uni and I ship it,

Author is sitting in chair: Wait I--

Cory: DDawn and Dawn being red and blue gays

Author is getting irritated: slow down NewShipPro-

Cory: Ashlie and Dashlie were "wrestling"

Author is actually annoyed: I'm pretty sure they were actually wrestling--

Cory: And Nick and Dres were being bros.

Author with corgi mask is upset: Are you done?

Cory: hold on.

Cory: In summary.

Cory: S H I P S

Author with corgi mask is actually impressed but hides it: *Sigh* Are you done?

Cory: yes.

Author with corgi mask continues petting corgi: Cory...

Author use a yell: D ON'T FUCKING ENCOURAGE THE SHIPPERS

Cory: oops too late

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