[Groupchat Short] confused jonathan is confused

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NewScapePro: yo

JonJon: hey Cory
>are you busy today?

NewScapePro: Mmm maybe I am, I have a hangout with Uni today
>sup?

JonJon: oh I just wanted to know if you wanted to hang out with us today!
>and by us I mean Ashlie and me...

NewScapePro: oh.
>I mean you could go on a double date with us or something idk

JonJon: Double date?
>that's kinda like a third and fourth wheel ya know?

NewScapePro: but it isn't
>you guys are technically on your own date... Together.

JonJon: with Ashlie? She's mah friend
>were just a third and fourth wheel if we come along.

NewScapePro: wait what.
>you.
>hold up what

JonJon: I mean yah 
>were friends.

NewScapePro: what

JonJon: Cory I said the same thing like two times

NewScapePro: but...
>then why do you kiss her and hug her?

JonJon: isn't that what friends do?
>you and Uni do it all the time :p

NewScapePro: because we're together...?

JonJon: yeah exactly!
>Me and Ashlie are together as friends!

NewScapePro: Jon.
>Uni's my boyfriend.
>We do that to each other

JonJon: oh

NewScape: bECAUSE HE IS MY
>B O Y F R I E ND

JonJon: whAT
>yOU NEVER TOLD ME THIS

NewScapePro: yOU COULD FU CK ING T ELL BECAUSE HE KISSES ME EVERYDAY

JonJon: asHLIE DOES THAT TO ME AND I HAPPILY KISS HER BACK

NewScapePro: thEN THAT MEANS SHE LIKES YOU AS IN LIKE LIKE YOU

JonJon: thAT'S
> oh
>oh no

NewScapePro: have you realized your actions now?

JonJon: I need to...
>I just..
> I'm going to leave now and find her.

NewScapePro: what are you going to do?

JonJon: pin her to a wall a flirt with her
>like you do to Uni.

NewScapePro: wA IT JON
>JON nO

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NewScapePro: shit

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