NewScapeGang Oneshots

[Fluff and Crack Shorts 11]

Nick: Is the glass half empty or half full? *staring at a glass of water which is filled halfway*

Uni: *grabs glass of water, drinks it and then slams it down on the table* The glass is empty.

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Ashlie: You were really drunk last night you know that?

Cory: Me? Pfft no way.

Ashlie: You were flirting with Bri.

Cory: So? She's my girlfriend--

Ashlie: You asked her if she was single and you kept sobbing when she said no.

Cory:

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Tommy: Hey Nick! You want a donut? They're in the kitchen.

Nick: woah! How can I say no to that?

Jon: *watching the two around the corner with cat eyes*

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Uni: Hey Dawn?

Dawn: yeah

Uni: I love you

Uni:

Uni: why isn't he responding

Dawn: *rebooting while having a mental breakdown*

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Jon: *cuddling on the couch with Ashlie*

Ashlie: Jon can you do me a favor?

Jon: Um.. Sure

Ashlie: Can you just.. Stay? Just stay. Please. You make me feel important and like I'm worth it and that makes me feel good inside, you care about me so much and I want to keep that with me forever.. So can you just stay.. For me?

Jon:

Ashlie: Jon? A-Are you okay- Jon I can't breathe--

Jon: *literally wrapping his arms around Ashlie like a snake as he's heavily breathing with a red face*

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Nick: Guys is Tommy anywhere? The heat at the beach isn't going to be like this forever

Cory: There he is!

Tommy: *running towards the gang with sunglasses on top of his head while wearing nothing else but a bathing suit*

Tommy: sorry I'm late, I forgot something in the car *sweating as if he ran a marathon*

Nick:

Ashlie: Nick please have some water, you seem really thirsty.

Jon: Yeah and fix your shorts, your gay is showing.

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Jon: Jeez! You make me feel helpless sometimes..

Uni: Don't you mean hopeless.

Jon: I

Jon: wow

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Uni: Cory you're blocking the view