[Crack Short] Dad Nick

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Tommy: You have to do it. I command you to do it

Ashlie: you're not my dad!

Tommy: yes but Nick is

Ashlie:

Tommy: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Ashlie: I'm not doing it

Tommy: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Ashlie: I'm not calling Nick dad.

Tommy: *Wears a frog head*

Ashlie:

Tommy: *is slowly creeping towards Ashlie while still wiggling his eyebrows*

Tommy: do iiiittt

Ashlie:

Ashlie:

Ashlie: *Vietnam flashbacks*

Ashlie: okAY FINE I'LL DO IT

Tommy: yes. Go and call Nick your daddy—

Ashlie: I sAID NOTHING ABOUT CALLING HIM THAT I AM JUST CALLING HIM DAD

*later*

Nick: *Walking by*

Ashlie: *Walks by Nick* hey dad.

Nick: hey Ashlie...

Nick:

Nick:

Nick:

Nick: waIT A FUCKING SECOND

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