NewScapeGang Oneshots

[Oneshot] Sincerely, Me.

—•I'll take your advice! I'll try to be more nice!•—

Pairing(s): NewScapeComics.

Characters: Ashlie9596, NewScapePro, UNiCOMiCS.

Song: Sincerely, Me! {Dear Evan Hansen,}

Game: N/A

AU: Dear Evan Hansen AU.

Description: Ashlie helps Uni write letters to his dead friend.

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Notes: ha you guys got pranked

not really school actually starts in five days (as in that's where all the work starts and I can't be tardy or else I'll get yelled at... yAy)

Warnings: Sexual Innuendos(?), Drug Mentions.

Up Next: ????

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"So what do you want me to do?" Ashlie asked, Uni's laptop on her lap with a blank screen in front of her with a blinking sign.

"Well I dunno, start out with Dear Uni Comics, that'll make us look like friends, right?" Uni asked, running his hand through his blue hair. Ashlie sighed and nodded

"Sure pal." Uni gasped and snapped his fingers,

"Also just type out what you'll say to a friend."

"Vright, vright."

Dear Uni Comics,
We've been way too out of touch.
Things have been crazy! And it sucks that we don't talk too much,
But I should tell you that I think of you each night!
I rub my nipples and start moaning with delight|

"Why would you write that?!" Uni exclaimed, tangling his hands in his hair as Ashlie shrugged.

"Well fuck me gently with a chainsaw!" Ashlie exclaimed, throwing her hands up in the air as she fell back, landing on Uni's bed, "I'm just trying to tell the truth.." She laughed, glancing at Uni who was fuming in anger. He groaned as he peered over Ashlie's shoulder and reached to tap the delete button repeatedly.

"This needs to be perfect! These emails have to prove that we were actually friends! Just.." Uni snatches up his laptop as he sits next to Ashlie, placing the laptop down on his thigh, "I'll do it."

Dear Uni Comics,
We've been way too out of touch.
Things have been crazy! It sucks that we don't talk too much,
But I should tell you that I think of you each night!
I gotta tell ya life without you has been hard|

Ashlie snorted, "Hard?" She nudged Uni as he grunted, a rosy colored blush rising to his face

Dear Uni Comics,
We've been way too out of touch.
Things have been crazy! It sucks that we don't talk too much,
But I should tell you that I think of you each night!
I gotta tell ya life without you has been bad|

"Bad?" Ashlie asked, judging Uni over his shoulder as his hands began to shake, deleting the word

I gotta tell ya life without has been ROUGH|