¯\_(ツ)_/¯ enjoy I guess I got most of these from tumblr but I came up with some of these and I'm reusing some I used in previous chapters because why the hell not
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Nick: most human bodies are 75% water..
Cory: But Uni, he's special because his body is 75% saltwater.
Uni: *Literally crashes through ceiling* aRE YOU TALKING SHIT AGAIN--
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Jon: if I had a dollar for every time I thought about you, I'd have one dollar.
Ashlie:
Ashlie: wow okay.
Jon: Because you never leave my mind.
Ashlie: how are you so smooth--
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Cory: I am a cold blooded archer! I have been through hell and back! I am afraid of nothing--
Uni: you started to cry when you stepped on my tail when I was in dog form.
Cory: *sobbing* yOU DIDN'T DESERVE THAT
(Hinting at new book with slow updates?)
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Jon: Hey Dawn, are you a dog or cat person?
Dawn: *laughs* I am not a person :D
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Jon: *sitting in the corner*
Ashlie: why is Jon sitting in the corner?
Nick: *drinking red soup*
Nick: He just realized you can't describe colors. *sips*
Ashlie: what? Yes you can.. Green as grass!
Nick: that's using colors to describe something else.
Ashlie:
Ashlie: Okay, how about this. Red is warm!
Nick: that's associating colors as a feeling
Ashlie: holy fuck...
Ashlie: *sits in the corner with Jon*
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Ashlie: *Kicks door open* gUYS HOLY FUCK
Nick: Ashlie wtf--
Ashlie: I JUST THOUGHT OF SOMETHING CRAZY
Jon: go on...
Ashlie: if we were a security guard at Samsung..
Ashlie: would that make us Guardians of the Galaxies?
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Fanfiction"So.. No one will ruin my intro?" Nick reassures. Everyone nods, Nick takes a deep breath smiling. "Hey guys! Zre-" "SHLIE9596 HERE-" Ashlie yells, slapping Nick in the face, Nick plants a hand on Ashlie's cheek pushing her back "An-And I'm here...
