NewScapeGang Oneshots

[Fluff And Crack Shorts 12]

So I'm on break for two weeks, plus I feel very motivated to write oneshots and such, here's a kick start before I start making oneshots again. While I'm here, there's this thing called net neutrality but let's not talk about it now and instead enjoy this chapter I made for y'all.

Enjoy!

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Jon Hamilton: *hears knocking* I wonder who's at the door.. *opens the door*

Ashlie Reynolds: *standing in the doorway* Bad life choices.

*A few minutes later*

Jon: *on top of Ashlie* oh shit--

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Tommy: tHE SUN IS A GIANT LAZER THAT'S GOING TO KILL US ALL

Jon: BUT WE'RE PROTECTED BY GIANT BLANKETS *tosses blanket over Tommy*

Dawn: what is wrong with you two-- *gets a blanket tossed over him*

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Personality Swap AU

Bri, swapped with Cory: Dawn what did you do to my face. *computer face is covered with Tetris blocks*

Cory, swapped with Bri: *rubbing actual human eyes* sorry I just woke up what did you say?

Tommy, swapped with Dawn: *really quiet like s u p e r quiet* Dawn did you take my rocket launcher again?

Dawn, swapped with Tommy: heh, get grinded on

Ashlie, swapped with Nick: Don't touch the Wilfords!

Nick, swapped with Ashlie: Ashlie, stop being a competitive player!

Jon, swapped with Uni: Who the hell took my pen.

Uni, swapped with Jon: not me *is holding the pen* Hey Ashlie we need to record Ashlie and Uni show soon--

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Cory and Bri: *cuddling in the couch while chuckling and giggling with each other like cute beans*

Tommy: *suddenly between them* Ahhh, this is nice.

Cory: What the fuck

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Ashlie: Hey Nick! Are you free Friday?

Nick: Uh.. Sure

Ashlie: cool, Jon are you free Friday?

Jon: Of course!

Ashlie: well I'm not! I'll be going now, enjoy your date later!

Nick:

Jon:

Nick: did she just--

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Dawn: *yawns*

Uni: Yeah, being pretty can be tiring.

Dawn: Ah, then I guess you must be exhausted.

Uni:

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Uni: *Almost done with a comic piece but he looks away for a second*

Uni: Did I forget something? *shrugs and looks back at his desk to find his pen gone*

Uni: Ah, my pen is gone again..