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[Oneshot Short] Uni The Dad

yep. there's two more oneshots coming up to be there for that I guess

u till then have this Dad! Uni Oneshot.

and have Jon as his son cuz why not--

Also based off of true events lmao.

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         Uni sighed as he removed his hat off his head when he had entered Jon's 2nd grade classroom, seeing a teacher with a look of dismay and Uni's seven year old child sitting on a chair while his head was lowered.

"Ah! Mr. Comics.." The teacher smiled but Uni could see it was forced.

"Good afternoon Mr. Nerge.." Uni greeted, also returning the forced grin.

"As you know, your son has been getting into trouble lately.." The teacher cleared his throat as he had scooted in towards his desk, "But today.." The teacher had cleared his throat once more as he had disappeared under his desk for a brief moment before he had came back up and had slammed down a hard dictionary on his desk, making Jon and Uni jump in surprise.

"He had ripped a page of the dictionary." The teacher opened the book and revealed a tear in the page that was barely bigger than the teacher's finger.

Uni looked at a Jon as he had shrugged, Uni sighed and pulled out his wallet and then handed him a wad of money before he had grabbed Jon's hand and stood up from his chair, beginning to leave with Jon trailing behind him.

"H-Hey wait we didn't discuss what the consequences were--!" Mr. Nerge was cut off as Uni chuckled and sneered,

"No can do." Uni said, stopping and looking at the teacher with taunting eyes, Mr. Nerge's eyes narrowed as he glared at Uni.

"Why not, exactly Mr. Comics?" The teacher asked, Uni shrugged.

"Well, I paid you enough money to pay to fix the dictionary, plus the tear isn't even that big to begin with, and there's a dictionary that has no cover.. So why blame my son specifically, eh?" Uni questioned, also glaring at the teacher, "You should be grateful that I'm actually giving you money to repair the dictionary, the tear is barely bigger than your finger and my son is actually a good student believe it or not, there are many more children in your classroom that are worse than Jon you see, If you don't then..." Uni sighed and turned away, continuing to walk away from the teacher.

"I guess you aren't really a good teacher, now are you?"

Uni stopped and turned his head, giving one more good look at Mr. Nerge before beginning to walk out of Jon's classroom once more. Once he had exited the classroom Jon stopped in front of him and extended his arms up and curling his hands, gesturing Uni to pick him up, Uni sighed and picked Jon up by his waist and pulling him into his arms, Jon's head rested against his shoulder while his legs were beneath Uni's arm.

"You're the best dad.." Jon giggled. Uni chuckled and shrugged, finally exiting the school and seeing his car parked by the sidewalk.

"Don't worry, I don't like Mr. Nerd either.." Uni winked at him, he pulled out his keys as he held Jon in one hand, unlocking the car as Jon was placed down, Uni pulled the car door open for Jon as he sat down in the passenger seat while Uni went around the car and opened the driver's door and sat down in the driver's seat, starting up the car as he slammed his door shut.

"It's Mr. Nerge dad.." Jon sighed, smiling still. Uni chuckled once make as he looked at Jon in the mirror, his Amber colored eyes reflecting in the mirror as he smirked,

"Yeah I know, I just like my name for him better.."