NewScapeGang Oneshots

[Crack And Fluff Shorts 5]

Dawn: Hey guys-

Dawn: *sees a freshly baked cinnamon roll on the table*

Dawn: guys why is there a random cinnamon roll in the kitchen?

Uni: *sips water* I don't know Dawn, why are you in the kitchen?

Dawn: you planned this--

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Ashlie: my boyfriends too tall for me to kiss on the lips, what should I do?

Tommy: punch him, then when when he doubles over in pain kiss him

Cory: Tackle him

Nick: dump him

Uni: Kick him in the shins

Jon: hOW ABOUT NO TO ALL OF THOSE

Jon: JUST ASK ME TO LEAN DOWN

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Uni: guys have you seen Ashlie? *currently painting a smol Ashlie to replace her.. Temporarily yeah sure that's what he's going for*

Cory: she's in the pond because she kept setting things on fire on accident *polishing his bow cuz he extra*

Uni: what about Nick?

Jon: he keeps blasting her with his water every time she attempts to get out of the pond like the good big brother he is

Uni: Tommy?

Dawn: being strangely obsessed with her and studying her

Dawn: like always.

Uni: *goes outside and towards the pond*

Uni: hey guys--

Uni: *sees Ashlie floating face down in the middle of the lake while Nick is screaming while running in circles while Tommy is screaming but currently frantically swimming in the pond to save Ashlie*

Uni:

Uni: well alrighty then *is drawing a floatie but takes his time in it cuz he gotta color and shade it*

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Cory: why are there so many idiots around me?!

Uni: it's because you're one of them

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Nick: *narrator voice* have you ever wondered what's going on inside their heads?

*zooms in on Uni's face*

Angry Uni: i cAN'T DRAW THE OTHER EYE *flips table *AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Sad Uni: I can never draw the other eye *sobs loudly* AAAAAAAAAAAAA

Disgusted Uni: Ew the other is eye is so uneven and weird!

Scared Uni: oh no what if people won't like my drawings? They'll hate me forever!

Happy Uni: I think it looks great guys! We need to be more proud of our work!

RickyTip: I'll kill everyone and I'm RickyTip! :D

Disgusted Uni: who the hell are you

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