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[Crack Short] The "Dark" Side

Want me to write more about the alter egos or the "Dark" side?

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*Everyone is standing outside near a cave*

Ashlie: I feel like somethings happening to us.

Uni: Why do you say that?

Nick: oh shit look over there *Points at a nether portal*

Duni, Dashlie, Dres, DDawn, Dory, Don: *Is awkwardly stockpiled on tip of each other while shoving and punching each other to get off*

Don: *is the first one to fall off the stockpile* hi.

Cory: Hey guys what's going o— OH SHIT

Dawn: oh fuck.

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Uni: *Sips water* How do you get Dick from Richard? *Takes another sip*

Dres: *Le shrug*

Dashlie: you ask him nicely

Uni: *Chokes*

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Uni: ..... Why are you here *Is glaring at Duni*

Ashlie: tell me the reason why you're here *Glaring at Dashlie*

Cory: you better no do anything bad *Is glaring at Dory..... No not the fish his dark side.*

Dawn: were you sent here? *Glaring at DDawn*

Nick: I swear if you do anything bad... *Glaring at Di..... Dres.*

Jon: Hello you seem nice! *Is smiling at Don*

Don: what an idiot.

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Nick: *Peacefully reading a book on a sofa*

Ashlie: *comes into living room wiping blood off her face*

Nick: what happened to you?

Ashlie:

Ashlie: things..

Past Ashlie: *burying Dashlie with her sword stabbed into a tree*

Ashlie: yeah... Things..

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Dawn: *is staring intensely at Jon and DDawn around the corner with his rocket launcher ready*

Dawn: bitch better not hurt the cinnamon roll

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Jon: *is having a staring contest with Don*

Don: *is actually reading his mind and all of his thoughts*

Jon's mind: eXCUSE ME, ARE YOU AARON BURR, SIR?--

Don: what the fuck

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Dres: *is peacefully chatting with Ashlie*

Nick: they seem to be.. Having fun..

Nick: tHAT IS NOT ALLOWED HERE *jump kicks Dres through window*

Ashlie: nICK WHAT THE FUC--

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Uni: Did we send all the dark sides back into the nether?

Dory: No

Uni: shit

Dory: You're friends with a camera face?

Uni: You have one too....

Dory: Yeah but—...... I'm better than him!

Cory: back the fuck up before you get smacked the fuck up, fish.

Dory: A fish?.... A fish?! I'm nothing like a fish!

Cory: Newsflash dumbass, you're named after a fish that suffers from short term memory loss who tries to find her parents... What's the difference between you two? That the fish is a female and it actually has a few brain cells to actually find herself to go back home.... Do yourself a favor and go back to the nether.

Dory:

Dory: *Jumps back into the portal*

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Uni: *Breaks nether portal*

Uni: That should be the last time we see them.... If we do I better hope they're aren't going to flirt with us....

Ashlie: yo but what if there was Duuni, Daashlie, Drres, DDDawn, Doon, and Doory in another time

Uni: no.

Cory: that would be cool though

Nick: Cory wtf?

Cory: I didN'T SAY ANYTHING AT ALL—