NewScapeGang Oneshots

[Fluff and Crack Shorts 7]

So I have some angsts and more fluffs coming soon..

AND WE HIT OVER 100 FOLLOWERS YAAAAAAAAAAAA--

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Jon, Ashlie and Nick: *all walking down the lONELY ROAD--*

Jon, Ashlie and Nick: *--during a stormy night*

Nick: ugh this rain is so annoying

Ashlie: you're so annoying

Nick: yeah well I hope it ends soon

Ashlie: I hope you end soon.

Nick: Ugh I'm getting soaked

Ashlie: You're getting soaked-- wait.. Uhhh..

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Jon: hey is that me but with a look of the joker and a beard? *is staring into a dark alleyway*

Ashlie: pfft that's impossible only Nick can grow a beard.

Nick: *has a full grown beard* I HAVE A DISORDER

(*cough cough* references *cough cough*)

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JonJon: yo guys I'm going to take a nap, I'm also making some bread sticks so wake me up when they're ready in five minutes.
Read 12:00 PM

Ashlie9596: okie dokie

Ashlie9596: Jon.
>Jon your sticks
Read 12:05 PM

JonJon: zzzz

Ashlie9596: JONATHAN JONATHAN
>THE S T I C K S

JonJon: z

Zres: JON YOUR S T I C K S

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Cory: hey can you pass the salt

Ashlie: your channel is crap.

Nick: you're kinda overwhelming

JonJon: you have bad taste in clothes

Uni: *comes over to Cory and sits on the table next to his meal*

Cory: I fucking hate all of you.

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Ashlie: *walking by and sees a candy wrapper next to Tommy*

Ashlie: Tommy pick up your trash

Tommy:

Tommy: alrighty then *picks up Ashlie and leaves room*

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Tommy: you have.. Really nice eyes, you know that?

Uni, who is pissed and tired: Did you really wake me up at four in the morning to say that

Tommy: yes.

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Cory: Nick.. Are you awake?

Nick: *violently turns towards Cory* the fuck do you want

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Tommy: *has shown 99.9% signs of liking Uni*

Uni: Y-You like me?? R-Really?

Tommy: *looks at Cory like he's in the office*

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Cory: *scoffs at Ashlie* fight me.

Ashlie: *snaps head towards Cory so fast you can hear a crack as her eyes glow red* do you really want to do that

Cory:

Cory: Okay on second thoughts..

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Jon: do you ever get water hungry?

Ashlie: Water hungry?

Uni: do you mean thirsty?

Jon:

Jon: oh.

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Nick: Hey somebody--

Tommy: *crashes through the window, also kicking Nick down* ONCE TOLD ME THE WORLD WAS GONNA ROLL ME

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Uni: What would you order in a fast food restaurant?

Cory: c-CAN I GET..... uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

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Ashlie: you are just.. *cups Nick's face* so pure, you must be protected.

Nick: I'm a vampire and I could kill you in one bite

Ashlie: *teary eyes* so.. so pure.

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(Afterlife AU Inspired by Le Choco )

Jon: *pouts while sitting on the couch, blood stains the cushions while Jon's face has a huge claw mark slashed across it*

Ashlie and Nick: *sighing while pinching the bridge of their nose*

Jon: look, I saw a bunny being chased by a bear, I had no choice but to save it!

Nick: how the hell did you find yourself in a forest?

Jon: .... I saw a bunny and chased after it.

Ashlie: and then?

Jon: I saw a bear about to eat it

Nick: mhm?

Jon: so I jumped in front of the bear..

Ashlie:

Jon: butthebunnystilldiedandimsadthatikindadiedfornoreason *is currently covering his gashed neck with his hand while his legs are barely intact*

Ashlie:

Jon: It's not my fault I died!

Ashlie and Nick: yes it is.