Ha wow Im on a roll with these crack shorts ha ha.
Tommy: Our lives are crazy...
Cory: How so?
Tommy: Because.. I'm gay.
Ashlie: For who?
Tommy: *Intensely stares at Jon who's cuddled up on the couch against Nick*
Nick: Jon you know you're not a cat...
Jon: I know....
Tommy: *Takes in a breathe through his nostrils*
Uni: So... Who are you gay for?
Tommy: weLL WHO ARE YOU GAY FOR MR.COMICS?!
Uni: you already know who *Slowly guides his hand onto Cory's*
Cory: yeah bitch he's mine.
Tommy: FINE *Dramatically stands up from couch*
Tommy: *Stomps over to Jon and picks him up over his head*
Tommy: DO YOU KNOW WHO THIS IS?!
Uni: uhh... A cinnamon roll?
Tommy: THIS
Ashlie: okay Tom, calm down—
Tommy: THIS IS WHO IM GAY FOR
Jon: oh *Has his lips curved into a squiggly line as he's carried over Tommy's head*
Jon: hi.
Tommy: nOW NEVER TALK TO ME OR MY INNOCENTLY CUTE BOYFRIEND EVER AGAIN
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Fanfiction"So.. No one will ruin my intro?" Nick reassures. Everyone nods, Nick takes a deep breath smiling. "Hey guys! Zre-" "SHLIE9596 HERE-" Ashlie yells, slapping Nick in the face, Nick plants a hand on Ashlie's cheek pushing her back "An-And I'm here...
