[Crack Short] Uni's salty again.

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Cory: guys don't flirt around Uni today he hasn't gotten his morning cuddles

Tommy: What if we do? *Is slowly putting his hand on top of Jon's*

Jon: B-Because we totally weren't planning on doing that...

Jon: Baka.

Cory: uhh.. Well because he will start being the salt King and kinda destroy everyone.

Dawn: Oh well too late Ashlie and Nick are gone.

Cory: ah shit.

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Nick: *Has one hand on the wall besides Ashlie*

Nick: And I love you..

Ashlie: Aw I love--

Uni: *Suddenly appears in between them*

Uni: wELL I HATE YOU!

Uni: I HATE EVERYBODY

Uni: *Picks both of them up and throws them out the window*

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Cory: meh they're probably fine.

Tommy, Dawn and Jon: tru that... Tru that.





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