Cory: guys don't flirt around Uni today he hasn't gotten his morning cuddles
Tommy: What if we do? *Is slowly putting his hand on top of Jon's*
Jon: B-Because we totally weren't planning on doing that...
Jon: Baka.
Cory: uhh.. Well because he will start being the salt King and kinda destroy everyone.
Dawn: Oh well too late Ashlie and Nick are gone.
Cory: ah shit.
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Nick: *Has one hand on the wall besides Ashlie*
Nick: And I love you..
Ashlie: Aw I love--
Uni: *Suddenly appears in between them*
Uni: wELL I HATE YOU!
Uni: I HATE EVERYBODY
Uni: *Picks both of them up and throws them out the window*
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Cory: meh they're probably fine.
Tommy, Dawn and Jon: tru that... Tru that.
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