Cory: Hey Uni I need to borrow a— holy shit what the actual ever loving fuck kind of kinky shit is going on in here.
Uni: *Is totally isn't making out with a camera*
Uni: oH fuck you're right there! H-Hi.... Carl.
Cory:
Cory:
Cory: are you making out with a camera?
Uni:
Uni: maybe.
Cory: If you wanted to make out with a camera... Why don't you make out with this one? *Points at himself while intensely wiggling his eyebrows*
Uni: because at least this camera keeps quiet when I kiss it.
Cory: *Glass shatters*
Cory:............... *Grabs Uni's camera and throws it against the wall, shattering it*
Cory: Well I don't shatter when I'm thrown against a wall!
Uni: You do internally.
Cory: sTOP INSULTING MY CAMERA KIND
Uni: nEVER—
Tommy: *Is sitting on a foldable chair while munching popcorn*
Tommy: you don't see this kind of kinky shit on a Tuesday.
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Fanfiction"So.. No one will ruin my intro?" Nick reassures. Everyone nods, Nick takes a deep breath smiling. "Hey guys! Zre-" "SHLIE9596 HERE-" Ashlie yells, slapping Nick in the face, Nick plants a hand on Ashlie's cheek pushing her back "An-And I'm here...
