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[Fluff And Crack Shorts] Zronshlie #2

ha this person is trash

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Soulmate AU

Jon: *is very salty towards a game and punches the wall violently* WHY?!

Jon: *Hears Ashlie scream in the room across from him*

Nick: *from downstairs* J O N A T H A N

*Later*

Jon: *standing in front of Ashlie and Nick who have bandages wrapped around their hand*

Jon: So.. Uhh.. How's the weather?

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Ashlie: Who's been putting the cookie jar on the top shelf?

Jon and Nick: Not me.

*Later*

Nick: *puts cookie jar on top shelf*

Ashlie: *poking head around the corner*

Ashlie: lying bitch

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Jon: *wearing "I'm the innocent one" shirt with a confused expression*

Nick: *wearing the "I'm the mean one" shirt with the grumpiest look on his face*

Ashlie: *wearing the "I'm the cute one" shirt with a cocky grin*

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Ashlie, Jon and Nick: *all peacefully walking down the street*

Jon:

Ashlie:

Nick: *inhales* Jon please remove your hand.

Ashlie: Yes. That would be lovely if you also removed the squeezing as well.

Jon: What are you guys talking about? I'm holding your hand?

Nick: if my butt is also my hand then sure bud,

Jon: Oh that explains why your hands were so big--

Ashlie: *kicks Jon's ankles and knocks him over*

Nick: *slaps him into another dimension*

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Jon: *humming a spy theme as he slowly breaks into a house*

Jon: *gasps as he sees someone leaving the room and dives behind a pot*

*the figure walks past him with a bag that seems to be filled with many valuables*

Jon: *quietly gasps*

*Said figure goes to the living room but freezes once the lights suddenly turns on, revealing the figure and Jon*

Jon:

Two other figures:

Jon: Ashlie?

Ashlie: *puts down bag of valuables* Nick?

Nick: *has his hand on the light switch while wearing black clothing like Jon and Ashlie* Jon?

Ashlie:

Jon:

Nick:

Jon: Long time no see.

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