Nick: Y'know it would be awkward if I was a girl and still had a deep buttery smooth voice.
Nick: But it'll be cool too..
Tommy: I'm glad you're not a girl..
Nick: why?
Tommy: Because then I wouldn't be gay for you *Sips water*
Nick:
—•—•—•—
Ashlie: What would you do for a Klondike bar?
Jon:
Ashlie:
Jon: *smiling unnervingly*
Ashlie: n-never mind.
—•—•—•—
Jon: I'll be useful to the team!
Don to Jon: throw a fireball at Ashlie when she clearly has fighting green under control
—•—•—•—
Jon: *is in bed wars armor while cradling resources and sitting in a bed* hi these are my friends
Ashlie: *sCREECHES* jON, JON I NEED YOU AAAAAAAAAAA *Is being chased by three different teams*
Nick: I am laGGING WHAT IS HAPPENING *is also with Ashlie being chased by three different teams*
Tommy: yoU'RE GOING DOWN GREEN TEAM *running towards Green's base with TNT*
Cory: gARBAGE DAAAAAAAAYYY *plus 293+ kills from camping red team*
Uni: gREREAAAAAA *chasing everybody with a sword* *dies by falling in the void*
Jon: and then there's Dawn.
Dawn: *sitting in the corner*
Jon: and as you can see we all love each other.
—•—•—•—
Nick: Hey guys I'm back--
Cory: *curled up in a ball on the floor*
Tommy: *is hanging from the ceiling fan with his jacket on fire*
Ashlie: *is passed out on the couch*
Uni: *rocking back and forth in with a mountain of crumpled up papers next to him*
Dawn: *is standing up straight, as still as a rock with no expression*
Jon: *Comes out from kitchen* oh hello Nick!
Nick:
Nick: *leaves*
—•—•—•—
Nick: what if I'm just imaginary Ashlie?
Ashlie:
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Fanfic"So.. No one will ruin my intro?" Nick reassures. Everyone nods, Nick takes a deep breath smiling. "Hey guys! Zre-" "SHLIE9596 HERE-" Ashlie yells, slapping Nick in the face, Nick plants a hand on Ashlie's cheek pushing her back "An-And I'm here...
