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[Fluff And Crack Shorts 14]

hey it's Ashton here and I'm doing fluff crack and shorts

this is literally the only writing I do now on this site wow

Also might include offensive content??

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Joooooon: hey Atlie you wanna hang out

Atlieeeeee: uh sure, why?

Joooooon: bc i wanna smash

Atlieeeeee: Jon.

Joooooon: bc I'm bored

Atlieeeeee: ok be there in five

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Ashlie: You know what?! I'm an independent woman who don't need no man or woman! I can survive on my own!

Bri: *walks in with with a baseball tee and hat*

Ashlie: OH MY GOD??????? HOLY SHIT!!!!!!!!

(*cough butterfly soup cough*)

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(Let's say Hypixel was a restaurant)

Tommy: I can't believe you got us banned from Hypixel

Nick: no I didn't!

Uni: Nick you literally jumped onto the table and knocked over your food just to make out with Jon

Nick: no choice.

Uni: you could've saved 10 seconds of making out and walked around the table

Nick: like I said, no choice.

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Cory: Guys do you hear that?!

Tommy: *hanging from a tree* HEAR WHAT

Cory: SHUT YOUR FUCK UP *goes back to look in front of him and turning on his night-vision*

Uni: *also hanging from a tree with night-goggles on* shut your fuck up....

Cory: *looks up at him* shut your fuck up too

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Dawn: FUCK

Tommy: what did you say?

Dawn: I said I love Jesus

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"Sometimes, things aren't meant to be"

Uni: *closes book* well, that was quite a sad story wasn't it?

Everyone else: *has tears streaming down their face* no what the hell do you mean?