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[Crack Short] So... Who Broke it?

Cory: *Is standing with the gang with a broken coffee maker in the middle of the circle*

Cory: So.... Who broke it? I'm not mad... I just want to know.

Jon: I did! I broke the—

Cory: No, no you didn't... Tom?

Tommy: don't look at me! Look at Nick!

Nick: What? I didn't break it.

Tommy: huh. That's weird, how'd you know it was broken?

Nick: Because it's sitting right in front of us, and it's broken.

Tommy: Suspicious.

Nick: No it's not.

Uni: If-If it matters, probably not, but Ashlie was the last one to use it *Points at Ashlie*

Ashlie: Liar! I don't even drink that crap!

Uni: Oh really? Then what were you doing by the coffee cart earlier?

Ashlie: I use the wooden stirs to push back my cuticles! Everyone knows that, Uni!

Jon: Okay, let's not fight! I broke it, let me pay for it Cory...

Cory: No! Who broke it?

Tomm: Cory... Dawn has been awfully quiet...

Dawn: rEALLY

Tommy: Yeah really!

Dawn: oH MY GOD!

Everyone but Cory: *Incoherent arguing*

Cory: *Slowly leaves room*

Cory: I broke it.

Cory: I burned my hand, so I punched it. I predict ten minutes from now they'll be at each other's throats.

Dawn: *Is strangling the living day lights out of Tommy* bOi I DON'T TALK A LOT WHAT CHU ON ABOUT

Cory: With war paint on their faces and a pig head on a stick.

Ashlie: *Jumps in table, knocking over the broken coffee machine with war paint on her face* hUYAHUYAHUYAHUYAHUYA

Nick: *Lifts pig head on a stick* hUYAHUYAHUYAHUYA

Ashlie: .... Is that Wilford?

Nick:

Nick: Uhhh..... Maybe..?

Ashlie:

Nick:

Ashlie:

Ashlie: wILFORD *Tackles Nick*

Nick: GAH! ASHLIE WHAT THE FU—

Cory: *Looks into room to see the entire office room in a war*

Cory: Good. It was getting a little chummy in here.

Tommy: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA *Running in circles while Dawn chases him*

Jon: *Lifts machine gun from under the table and starts shooting at random things* dIE YOU MOTHERF*quack*ERS D I E