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Pairing(s): Basically Zreshlie, Jonmy, and NewScapeComics mashed together ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Characters: Ashlie9596, FrozenGargon, JonJon, NewScapePro, UNiCOMiCS, Zres,
Song: N/A
Game: N/A
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AU: N/A
Description: They have no idea what they are doing.
Notes: just random shit... aND NO IT DOES NOT COUNT AS A CRACK SHORT SO PUT DOWN YOUR GODDAMN SMUTS AND LET ME FINISH THE GODDAMN ONESHOTS
Enjoy!
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Ashlie9596 has joined the Groupchat: shred
JonJon has joined the Groupchat: shred
FrozenGargon has joined the Groupchat: shred
NewScapePro has joined the Groupchat: shred
UNiCOMiCS has joined the Groupchat: shred
Zres has joined the Groupchat: shred
Ashlie9596: why are we here and how did we suddenly just join the Groupchat at the same time?
NewScapePro: because we were supposed to have a meeting but I'm feeling lazy as fuck so here we are
JonJon: Are we going to talk about how we went to the beach?
>because I totally... Didn't... Almost drown and had Ashlie save me or anything Baka taco.
Zres: can we just talk about how we're all suddenly in a poly ship and no one is asking about it?
FrozenGargon: no because we're basically a huge dysfunctional family that all love each other romantically ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
UNiCOMiCS: how did this happen again?
Zres: let's not question it and just let the readers decide
Ashlie9596: readers?
Zres: I meaN WHO WANTS TO CUDDLE?
JonJon: me! :D
Ashlie9596: I'm down for some cuddles :3
NewScapePro: I'm feeling cold so I'm in.
UNiCOMiCS: since everyone else is doing it i should too
FrozenGargon: really
>bringing up my weaknesses right?
>you douchebags of course I want to cuddle with you all
Ashlie9596: good you had no other choice.
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Zres has changed their nickname to: DaddyNick
Ashlie9596: Ashlie why are you on my phone
DaddyNick: well why are you on mine?
Ashlie9596: Ashlie you're in my room,
DaddyNick: well you're in mine..
Ashlie9596: because you have Herbert,
>nOW WHERE THE HELL IS HE
YOU ARE READING
NewScapeGang Oneshots
Fanfiction"So.. No one will ruin my intro?" Nick reassures. Everyone nods, Nick takes a deep breath smiling. "Hey guys! Zre-" "SHLIE9596 HERE-" Ashlie yells, slapping Nick in the face, Nick plants a hand on Ashlie's cheek pushing her back "An-And I'm here...
