NewScapeGang Oneshots

[Oneshot] Crystal Gems

—•More Steven Universe Oneshots?•—

Pairings: N/A

Characters: TheFrozenGargon, UNiCOMiCS, Ashlie9596, Zres.

Genre: Comedy

Game: N/A

Song: N/A

AU: Steven Universe AU

Description: Tommy Gargonverse, a half human with a gem emerged into his stomach, and his gem parents, Garnick, Pearuni, and Ameshlie are just a fun yet serious family who goes on missions, experience happiness, annoyance, mostly because of Ashlie, and tragedy throughout their lifetime

Warnings: N/A

Notes: wE ARE THE CRYSTAL GEMS.
Also head cannon time, Nick isn't a fusion, Cory isn't in the crystal gems yet.... And I don't know who Lapis is going to be.

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—•Tommy•—

Hi, names Tommy Gargonverse.

I'm... Practically my mom.

I live in Beach city. I have three gem guardians, I'd call them my parents.... But...

"ASHLIE!" A pearl screamed, his gem emerged into his forehead, his skin pale white, wearing shorts that were above his knees and a tight shirt that had a star in the middle of his shirt, still exposing his collar bone, he was a bit scrawny but his muscles were toned. He had an angry expression, his eyes were scrunched and he was gritting his teeth, running across the wooden floor, chasing an amethyst who was laughing hysterically.

"Come catch me Uni!" The amethyst teased, barrel rolling her way away from the Pearl. She was wearing a white tank top that exposed her arms, it was black before she changed her form, along with jeans with star shaped holes in the middle that exposed her knee caps. Her gem emerged in her collar bone, she had a smug look on her face with a mocking smirk as she glanced back at the Pearl every few moments, mockingly laughing at him. 

"I SWEAR TO GOD ASHLIE WHEN I CATCH YOU I WILL—"

"You'll what? You know you can't hurt me Uni!~" Ashlie teased, "You know what happened when Nick found out!" Uni let out a loud groan as he continued extending his arms out towards her, trying to snatch her up into his arms.

Uhh... I almost died.... A lot... And got kidnapped...

We've been through many tragic events... We all, except me, retreated to our gem at least once.

When they passed by the portal, where we go for our missions, a garnet had went in between the Pearl and the amethyst and grabbed them both by their collars, lifting them off the ground.

"Ashlie, Uni... What have I said about chasing each other around...?" The garnet says in a monotone voice. Ashlie giggles while Uni rolls his eyes

"But Nick—!" Uni exclaimed, but stopped when Nick let go of the both of them, both landing on their rear ends on the ground.

"I don't want to hear it..." The garnet sighs, pushing his shades back up, "You two are always arguing..."

The garnet wore clothes that looked as if it was emerged into his body, his gem emerged into his left palm. The garnet had shoulder pads that seemed slightly bigger than a football player's jersey, his shades were half red and blue and his lips were curved into a straight line, his attention seemed like he was staring at nothing, but Ashlie and Uni both knew that the garnet was looking at them.

"Now... I'm  going outside for a second.... You two better not be arguing, wrestling, chasing each other, or pinning each other down.." Uni groans while Ashlie snickers, "That means you Ashlie."

Ashlie stops snickering and looks away from Uni's smirk, she scoffs as she pushes Uni away as he leans towards her.

"Fine, Nick." Ashlie grumbles, Nick nods and walks out the door, the door was see through along with a huge window beside the door, Uni and Ashlie watched Nick walk down the stairs until he was out of sight

"..." I stare at my two gem guardians in front of me, staring at the door past me.

As soon as Nick was out of sight, Uni instantly tackled Ashlie to the ground, sitting on her stomach

"Uni!" Ashlie exclaimed, squirming around, "Get off!" Uni shook his head and crossed his arms, he crossed his legs ax he had a mocking smirk plastered on his face. I sighed

"My gems..." I sighed, I approached them, "Guys, Nick just said to not pin the other down.." Uni and Ashlie jump a little

"Oh hey Tommy!" They both greet, I raise an eyebrow

"Did you guys not notice me?" I ask, "I was here the entire time..... I literally live upstairs and there's no door." Ashlie pushes Uni off her and stands up, along with Uni, Uni was about a feet taller than Ashlie.

"Ummm... Well you see Ro—Tommy, we were just... Em..." Uni looked away awkwardly, trying to find an excuse

I sigh, "I won't tell Nick..." Uni and Ashlie both let out a sigh of relief.

"You guys are crazy.." I smile warmly, "That's why I love you guys..." Uni and Ashlie return the smile, Ashlie practically tackles me into a hug, but I return it, Uni joins in the hug as well..

"And we love you too little man!"

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I know crappy ending and it was short, but I'll probably write more about it soon... Plus I'm feeling like killing people again in my Oneshots. So Uhh.. Yeah.

If you want me to write more about Steven universe comment about it down below!