Ashlie: *Breaks into a room and blocks the door*
Ashlie: Guys I did a bad thing.
Cory: Did you break into a bank?
Ashlie: no.
Uni: Did you steal something?
Ashlie: no.
Tommy: Did you murder someone, put them in a tub of bleach, remove every finger nail, toenail, both their eyeballs, cut their tongue, removed their eyelashes, eyebrows, teeth, hair, dipped their body into fire, then pull them out then dip them into lava, then press an iron against their face, then dumped them into a pool of Legos with the connectors sharpened?
Ashlie: Ouch. Legos are a bit too far. But no.
Cory: Then you did nothing wrong.
Ashlie: No it's worse.... I made Nick a...
Ashlie:
Ashlie:
Ashlie:
Ashlie: shipper.
Everyone: *Gasp*
Jon: Wait... That means.. Oh.. I.. I hear footsteps
Ashlie: oH SHIT TAKE COVER—
Nicholas Shipski: *Breaks down door Ashlie was blocking, crushing her*
Nicholas Shipski: hERES SHIPPING
Ashlie: gUYS RUN—
Nicholas Shipski: *Dramatically points at NewScapeComics with fairy dust coming out of his finger*
Nicholas Shipski: I SHIP THAT
NewScapeComics: *Fairy dusts surrounds them, then disappears showing Uni and Cory cuddling together*
Uni: whAT THE FU—
Cory: if this is the power of being a shipper I want in.
Nicholas Shipski: *Dramatically points at Jonmy*
Nicholas Shipski: I SHIP THAT
Jonmy: *Disappears and reappears showing Tommy holding Jon like they just got married*
Tommy: WHY AM I WEARING A TUXEDO
Jon: Oh wow I look good in a wedding dress.
Nicholas Shipski: aND I SHIP—
Nicholas Shipski: *Glances at Ashlie*
Ashlie: oh no I'm the nEXT VICTIM—
Nick: *Grabs Ashlie and holds her by her waist*
Nick: Us :)
Ashlie: Oh...
Ashlie: This is fine. *Walks out of room*
Nicholas Shipski: jUST KIDDING I SHIP YOU AND TOM—
Ashlie: *Runs back in the room and jump kicks Nick out of a window*
Tommy: Ashlie you do realize we live like.... 5 stories up...
Ashlie: Oh I think I just erased Nick from this book by accident.
cOME ON ASHLIE I WANTED TO KILL HIM
Ashlie: Can you bring him back?
No.
Ashlie: aAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Nick: *Comes back as a ghost*
Nick: I'm bACK TO SHIP
Cory: nO KILL HIM I DON'T WANT NICHOLAS SHIPSKI
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Fanfiction"So.. No one will ruin my intro?" Nick reassures. Everyone nods, Nick takes a deep breath smiling. "Hey guys! Zre-" "SHLIE9596 HERE-" Ashlie yells, slapping Nick in the face, Nick plants a hand on Ashlie's cheek pushing her back "An-And I'm here...
