Nick: Cory why would you think camping in the woods for 3 weeks would be a good idea?
Cory: Well because wood ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Nick: *Sighs* Well, at least everyone's here, Tommy, Jon, Cory, Uni, me and......... WhERE THE FUCK IS ASHLIE
Ashlie: *Walks out from behind tree* hey what's up guys it's scarce here.
Tommy: Did you seriously go missing for an hour just to do that?
Ashlie: it was supposed to be only five minutes but then a bear chased me.
Jon: oh that's.... Wait.... Bears. Oh. Okay
Ashlie: Yeah there's bears... Like that one! *Points to a bear right in front of them*
Ashlie: That one followed me.
Nick: Is that why your clothes are ripped up? *Points at the claw marks in Ashlie's sweater*
Tommy: Oh! I thought Nick did that to you.
Ashlie: Nah, Nick isn't that wild
Jon: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Tommy: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Nick: Tommy you've infected the poor innocent cinnamon roll.
Cory: guys we should be running
Bear: yeah movie protagonists are smarter than this.
Tommy: mm........ NAH THEY'RE NOT THAT SMART
Uni: no but we should run.
Ashlie: yeah true....
Nick: and were supposed to be screaming
Jon: nO I GOT THIS GUYS!
Jon: *Draws anti-sea bear circle around the group*
Ashlie: JON THAT ONLY WORKS IN SPONGEBOB
Jon: I THOUGHT IT WOULD WORK
Cory: WERE GOING TO DIE
Nick: Wait!
Nick: *Draws an oval*
Uni: what the fuck did that do?
Nick: oh nothing I just wanted to draw an oval
Nick: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Everyone's else: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
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Fanfiction"So.. No one will ruin my intro?" Nick reassures. Everyone nods, Nick takes a deep breath smiling. "Hey guys! Zre-" "SHLIE9596 HERE-" Ashlie yells, slapping Nick in the face, Nick plants a hand on Ashlie's cheek pushing her back "An-And I'm here...
