oh wow I'm on a roll with these crack shorts
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Jon: *Is carrying Tommy on his back*
Cory: why are you carrying Tommy?
Tommy: *Coughs* uh, no reason...
Jon: Oh! He told me his legs were really sore!
Cory: oh really? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Tommy: jON
Jon: Yup! After we got out of the car he kept on complaining that his legs were sore
Cory: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Tommy: *Jumps off Jon's back and does a handstand*
Tommy: *Begins to walk away on two hands*
Tommy: I wAS SORE BECAUSE WE WERE IN A FUCKING CAR FOR FIVE HOURS AND THERE WAS BARELY SPACE IN THE CHAIRS
Cory: yeah uh huh
Jon: wAIT NO TOMMY MY LOVE WHAT DID I SAY?!
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Fanfiction"So.. No one will ruin my intro?" Nick reassures. Everyone nods, Nick takes a deep breath smiling. "Hey guys! Zre-" "SHLIE9596 HERE-" Ashlie yells, slapping Nick in the face, Nick plants a hand on Ashlie's cheek pushing her back "An-And I'm here...
