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[Oneshot] Dirty Minds.

—•The Dirty And The (Somewhat) Innocent•—

Pairing(s): N/A

Characters: Ashlie9596, JonJon, UNiCOMiCS, Zres.

Song: N/A

Game: Bed WAaAAARS

AU: N/A

Description: "Why is he fisting me?" Just that one sentence triggered the dirty minds in the Uni, Jon and Nick.

Notes: I forgot about this Oneshot and now that I watched over Ashlie's old bed wars video I think, "wow why the hell did I not finish this" lmao

PS. It's called princess Uni chan?? I don't know but something like that.

Warnings: Sexual Innuendos.

Up Next: I have so many drafts of dark Oneshots you don't even know but all of theM HAVE NO PLOT--

enjoy

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   Ashlie met face to face with a blue who only had their fists out when clearly you always spawn with a wooden sword, Ashlie rushed forward to knock the blue off when he had started to punch her repeatedly, causing the red head to stagger back while holding her cheek.

"Ow, why is he fisting me?" She spoke, she rushed forward again and stabbed her stone sword into the blue's lower abdomen and throwing them off the edge of the sand and into the void, achieving their two diamonds and three iron as a reward.

"Wh-What did you say?" Nick asked, Jon couldn't hold back a chuckle as he ran towards Ashlie with diamonds in his pocket.

"What?" Uni said, a blush rising to his face as he shook his head, sitting on the end stone that was currently protecting the bed, "Don't think like that Uni, don't think like that.." He mumbled to himself repeatedly as Nick placed his resources in the chest, then slamming his head on the wooden chest.. To make sure it was closed up.. Yeah.

"W-We're asking some weird questions we need answers to!" Jon laughed, tapping Ashlie's shoulder. Ashlie immediately whipped around and start to jab her sword into Jon out of fear, only it did nothing because friendly fire was off.

"He was fisting!" Ashlie exclaimed in her defense, Uni snorted and fell back, laughing into the end stone as he turned into his stomach, Nick sucked in a breath as he tried to ignore Ashlie's.. Sentence.

"Don't think about it, Nick."

"Oh hey don't fist me!" Jon yelled, punching her back playfully. Nick sucked in another breath,

"Don't tHink ABOUT IT NICHOLAS" he yelled at himself, escorting himself into a corner.

"No it's not like that!" Ashlie explained, "It's.. Uh.. It's when you punch someone with their fists!" Ashlie demonstrated by playfully punching Jon in the shoulder multiple times.

"THEN JUST SAY PUNCHING!" Nick and Uni both exclaimed, their faces were red like a ripe strawberry. Ashlie chuckled in slight confusion as she tilted her head, picking up the emeralds.

"Do y'all just not like that word?" She asked, no one responded which made her even more confused, "What? Is fisting bad or something--"

"StoP SAYING THAT!" Uni exclaimed, he was now standing on the next one and waving his knock back stick frantically, Ashlie saw and giggled.

"What? What's so bad about fisting?"

Everyone froze, Jon had a nervous smile stuck on his face as his eyes were closed in a straight line with sweat running down his face, Nick and Uni were both sweating with their hands stuck in one position.

Jon sucked in a breath, "Atlie, how about you come to my room and I can show you."

"No doN'T DO IT ASHLIE!" Uni yelled, his laugh balancing out his yelling. Nick was in a corner repeatedly slamming his head against the wall, maybe reevaluating his life... Again.

"Why? Jonathan Jonathan is nice enough to show me what it means--"

"Ashlie... Just don't." Nick sighed, he removed his helmet to run his hand through his hair as he removed himself from the corner and began to walk on the bridge to the other diamond generator.

Jon snickered, as he began to type in chat,

[SHOUT] [GREEN] (VIP) JonJon: mwa ha ha ha

Ashlie, of course, saw the message and began to make her way back to her island, "Yeah on second thought.. Never mind I'm good."

Jon smiled, "I'm just messing with you.." Jon chuckled and shook his head, "I'm heading back, come on Atlie!"

"And it's more awkward since you're a girl.." Nick sighed, returning to the base with seven diamonds and storing them in the chest as Ashlie and Jon had just returned.

"Huh? How is it more awkward since--"

"Ashlie stop asking questions about this." Uni sighed, covering his red face with his hand as he sat back down on the end stone, his knock back stick placed besides him.

"Oh.... Kay???" Ashlie hummed in confusion, "I'm just a small bean don't judge me guys.." Ashlie giggled. Uni sighed as he climbed down from the end stone, patting Ashlie's back and shaking his head.

"We aren't... We're judging your choice of words.."

[SHOUT] [GREEN] Zres: y'all need jesus

Jon nodded and pointed at the text, his nodding directed mainly at Ashlie who had her eyebrows raised.

"Y'all need it."

The next thing you know Jon and Nick were launched off the island screaming as they fell into the void with Ashlie who had another fireball in her hand with a rather annoyed expression on her face with a forced grin, Uni was standing next it her, his hand on her shoulder with a nervous look on his face.

JonJon was hit off by a love bomb by Ashlie9596

Zres slipped on some BBQ sauce poured by Ashlie9596

[SHOUT] [GREEN] (YT) UNiCOMiCS: wow team kill.... literally.

[SHOUT] [BLUE] bowmaster111: lol why is everyone shouting

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.......

Yeah.