NewScapeGang Oneshots

[Fluff and Crack Shorts 8]

Wowie I have a lot of ideas to write crack and fluff shorts now--

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Cory: guys can you help me? *is literally carrying a tower of dishes* It's getting heavier every second!

Jon: Oh are your hands heavy? *grabs Cory's hand* here I'll hold them for you ;)

Cory: *is struggling to carry dishes on one hand*

Cory: *drops every single plate onto the floor and now there's just a huge pile of broken plates*

Jon:

Cory:

Cory: I hope you like eating breakfast on the floor ya little shit.

Jon: At least I'm holding your hand *wink*

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{Uni and Cory are the parents and Tommy's the shitty uncle telling jokes and destroying dreams AU}

The gang: *all at the beach*

Ashlie: *building a sandcastle and is le smolbean9596*

Uni: *playing tag with Nick and Jon*

Cory: *Is watching his three idiots*

Tommy: *Runs and stomps on Ashlie's castle* I AM THE DESTROYER OF SANDCASTLES MWHAHAHAHAHAHA--

Ashlie aka smolbean: *starts tearing up*

Tommy:

Tommy: ah shit wait nononononono don't cry I'll get in trouble again

Ashlie: *starts crying*

Tommy: *pulls out knife* I said don't cry you liTTLE SHIT--

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Tommy: *attempts to comfort her only for said smolbean to run towards Cory*

Tommy: *inhale* shit.

Cory: *from afar* *head snaps towards Tommy as his lens glow red, Uni, Jon and Nick stop playing and start to help said smolbean as Cory runs at Tommy in sanic speed*

Tommy: gOTTA BLAST-- *gets hit with a shovel*

Cory: DON'T TOUCH THE SMOL BEAN

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Nick: Tommy did you eat my sandwich?

Tommy: no

Nick: *mumbles* guiltypeoplesaywhat

Tommy: huh?

Nick: dammit.

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Uni: have you ever seen someone so beautiful you just smile without knowing?