yeah I know I basically just copied and pasted this from my mature Oneshot book but I just said screw it since it's not really dirty unless you have a dirty mind.
also it's 3 AM what am I doing awake aaaaaaaaaaaa
Cory: *Peacefully walking by Nick and Ashlie's room to get to his room, ya know... Without any dirty thoughts*
Ashlie: O-Ow hey don't do it so hard!
Cory: *viOLENT COUGH* wTF
Cory: *immediately runs back to Ashlie and Nick's door and eavesdrops because he gotta he's a curious camera face*
Nick: Sorry sorry! This is my first time!
Ashlie: Hey it's my first time too!
Uni: hey Cory what're--
Cory: sHhsshshshshshSHSHSHS-- *Brushes finger on Uni's lips* listeeeeeeennnn
Uni:
Uni: *Listens because he's terrified of Cory*
Nick: W-Wait lemme push all the way in..
Ashlie: No! You're gonna get stuck inside there and possibly hurt me!
Nick: I'm just trying to.. Push.. It all the way in!
Ashlie: Ow!
Nick: Uhh... I can barely move it now..
Ashlie: See I told you! You were too big!
Uni: ALRIGHT THATS ENOUGH *Bursts through door*
Uni: *Covers eyes* ASHLICK HOW DARE YOU DO SUCH HORRID THINGS WHILE--
Ashlie and Nick: *Both sitting on their ankles while playing with a Chinese Finger Trap*
Ashlie and Nick: *Tilts their heads innocently* huh?
Nick: Uhh... *Tries to remove finger from Finger trap* My fingers stuck..
Ashlie: See I told you not to push it all the way in!
Uni and Cory: *Both blushing with steam coming out of their heads*
Uni: I can't believe I thought of that, I'm so dirty!
Cory: Whelp time to add that to the amount of times I interpreted things in a dirty way.
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Fanfiction"So.. No one will ruin my intro?" Nick reassures. Everyone nods, Nick takes a deep breath smiling. "Hey guys! Zre-" "SHLIE9596 HERE-" Ashlie yells, slapping Nick in the face, Nick plants a hand on Ashlie's cheek pushing her back "An-And I'm here...
