I have no idea what I'm doing with my life ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Cory, Uni, Nick and Tommy: *All peacefully talking*
Tommy: If I see any of you guys with fro yo when I get back from vacation I will slap the fro yo out of your guys's hands and get back on the plane screaming "WE'RE NOT FRIENDS ANYMORE"
Ashlie: *Suddenly slides into the living room, crashing into the door frame while wheezing*
Ashlie: Jon didn't know what a Jalapeño was
Jon: *Aggressively running to the living room*
Jon: dON'T YOU FUCKING DARE
Ashlie: And he thought it had something to do
Jon: AshLIE I SWEAR TO FUCKING GOD I WILL DESTROY YOU
Ashlie: With sex, pass it on!--
Jon: *Suddenly tackles Ashlie to the ground with demon eyes*
Jon: sCREEEEEEEEEEEE
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Fanfiction"So.. No one will ruin my intro?" Nick reassures. Everyone nods, Nick takes a deep breath smiling. "Hey guys! Zre-" "SHLIE9596 HERE-" Ashlie yells, slapping Nick in the face, Nick plants a hand on Ashlie's cheek pushing her back "An-And I'm here...
