NewScapeGang Oneshots

[Crack Shot] Tommy The Flirt

WOOO TOMMY IS ALONE AND I HAVE NO ONE TO SHIP HIM WITH SINCE I SHIP NEWSCAPECOMICS, ZRESHLIE, AND DAWNATHAN NOW :D

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Tommy: *Sees all of his ships sailing*

Tommy: *sighs* lonely.... I'm mr lonely...

Tommy: wAIT I LIKE RUINING SHIPS TOO :D

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Uni: *Is eating scones fresh out of the microwave* *burns tongue* ow mAH TIUNGE!

Cory: are you—

Tommy: *Shoves Cory into a convenient trash can* Do you want me to kiss it better?~ *Intensely wiggles eyebrows*

Uni:

Cory: *Slowly rises from trash can and grabs Tommy, pulling him close to him and whispers into his ear*

Cory: d o y o u w a n t t o  f u c k i n g d i e?

Tommy: no.

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Tommy: *is pushing Jon against the wall* so what's an innocent cutie like you doing in a dirty mind like mine?

Dawn: *Grabs Tommy and lifts him off the ground with glowing red eyes*

Dawn: *Speaking with a forced grin and grit teeth* wELL he's cleaning it out ofcourse! But what's an idiot like you doing with a man like mine? *Tilts head to the side*

Tommy: *Slowly sinking his head into his jacket* oh nothing....

Dawn: good.

Dawn: *Whispers to Tommy* because I swear if I see you doing that with Jon again I will rip your arms from your body and beat your face with your own fists while your own blood seeps from your body

Tommy: *Completely hides in jacket* k.

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Tommy: *Slides against flooring and leans against Ashlie*

Tommy: You're sweater is cute, they probably costed a lot to buy it I bet...

Ashlie: Uhh, *Looks at sweater* I guess—

Tommy: *Smirks and leans closer to Ashlie* but in my bedroom their 100% off~

Nick: *Yanks Tommy away from Ashlie* Yeah well if your brain was a store, everything in there would be 100% off 24/7...

Ashlie: oh thank god I'm dating a competitive player.

Tommy:

Tommy:

Tommy: I want a refund.

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Tommy: *brushes Cory's bottom lip* Your lips seem lonely today Mr. Crater, would they like to meet mine?

Uni: *Appears behind Tommy*

Uni: Cory's lips aren't lonely, they got mine. But yours seem to be lonely, so would they like to meet my ass?

Tommy:

Tommy:

Tommy: I just want 2 get laid ;-;

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Tommy: *Grabs Dawn by his waist* Hey Dawn, I think I'm a spotlight

Dawn: wha—

Tommy: Because I turn red every time I see you.

Jon: *Taps Tommy's shoulder*

Tommy: On hey Jon— *internally thinking that Jon can't do anything to him since he's just a cinnamon roll*

Jon: I think I'm a spotlight too!

Tommy: uhh coo—

Jon: *Eyes darken and voice changes into a deeper voice like choco's Oneshots deep* because every time I see you I turn green. 

Tommy:

Jon: if you touch my DawnBun again I will murder you

Dawn: *slowly leans to the side*

Dawn: oh no baby, cinnamon roll evolved into sinnamon roll what u gonna do now.

Tommy: run.

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Tommy: *Slides towards Nick*

Tommy: Hey did it hurt?

Nick: what?

Tommy: Did it hurt when you fell from heaven?

Nick: uhh—

Ashlie: *Walks around corner and pulls Tommy away from Nick*

Ashlie: no, but I do have a question for you!

Tommy: oH FUCK

Tommy: u-uh yeah sure what is it?

Ashlie: will it hurt if I throw you off a 10 story high building?

Nick: let's test that out Ashlie!

Tommy: wAIT NO—

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Tommy: *Pops head out of dirt* aw dang there's my 10th death. I was hoping to get less than ten... Meh I can hope for less than 20!

The rest of the NewScapeGang: that can be arranged

Tommy: wAIT NO I DIDN'T EVEN GET TO CRAWL OUT OF THE DIRT—