Cory: hey Uni be my slave.
Uni: why me
Cory: heard u was a bitch.
Uni: sore wa chigau yo
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Cory: why are we in his high school with cages and metal neck thingies?
Monokuma: wELCOME TO HOPE PEAKS ACADEMIES
Uni: ah shit.
Nick: Alright who do we kill first?
Uni: Where's Tommy and Ashlie?
Tommy: *Walks into room with a pink-stained knife and blood all over his clothing*
Tommy: sup.
Monokuma: TOMMY HAS BEEN FOUND GUILTY, TIME FOR PUNISHMENT!
Tommy: wait why the fuck am I in this machine?
Tommy: whY AM I BEING DRAGGED BY THIS BEAR, HELP ME GUYS—
Cory: wait do we vote in this?
Uni: What kind of voting?
Cory: Oh I don't know, presidential voting. I mean voting for who the murderer is dumbass.
Uni: ;-;
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Ashlie: *Wakes up from her "nap" and finds blood all over her clothing*
Ashlie: hOLY SHIT WHO DIED?!
Tommy:
Aphmau:
Shubble:
Mithzan:
Ross:
Sky:
Barney:
Shubble: *Inhales and exhales*
Shubble: .... Ashlie this is why you died first.
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Fanfiction"So.. No one will ruin my intro?" Nick reassures. Everyone nods, Nick takes a deep breath smiling. "Hey guys! Zre-" "SHLIE9596 HERE-" Ashlie yells, slapping Nick in the face, Nick plants a hand on Ashlie's cheek pushing her back "An-And I'm here...
