Boy I haven't done one of these in a while
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Ashlie: Dude look how silly this is!
Nick: huh that's--
Ashlie: *is currently scrolling through the Zreshlie tag*
Ashlie: *stops at a "certain" Zreshlie fanart*
Ashlie: oh
Nick: oh
Ashlie: oh oh..
Nick:
Ashlie: ohhhhhhhhhhhh *whEEZE* Ohhh kay
Nick: *gets up and leaves*
Ashlie: *holding back a laugh* Nick don't leave!
Nick: *opens door and leaves and slams door shut*
Ashlie: NIIIIIIIIICCCCKKK, I LOVE YOU
Nick: *kicks door back open* nO IM FUCKING DONE IM FUCKING DONE
Ashlie: No you're not *is laughing*
Nick: THIS IS BULLSHIT
Ashlie: I'm gonna-- *cant even talk and is too busy laughing*
Nick: THIS IS FUCKING BULLSHIT *throws down a Herbert*
Nick:
Nick: *picks it back up and mutters a quick sorry to them before placing it back onto the desk*
Ashlie: *is laughing a lot* Nick I can't.. I can't get off! *is rapidly clicking on the X button but nothing's happening*
Internet browser: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Nick: WHAT IS THIS
Ashlie I can't-- *WHEEEEZEE* I can't get off! *is actually trying so hard to click off the tab*
Nick: WHAT IS THIS
Ashlie: *whEEZE* I'm stuck!
Nick: wHAT IS MY LIFE
Ashlie: *laughing as Nick slams his head on the desk repeatedly*
Nick: I CAN'T DO IT ASHLIE
Ashlie: I can't either!--
Nick: I CAN'T FUCKING DO THIS
Ashlie: wELL I'LL TELL YOU WHAT NICK, YOU CAN GIVE UP NOW OR YOU CAN FIGURE IT OUT AND I CAN'T CERTAINLY DO IT WITHOUT YOU AND I KNOW YOU CAN'T DO IT WITHOUT ME
Nick:
Nick: I APPRECIATE IT
Nick: BUT LOOK AT WHAT WE'RE DEALING WITH *points at Zreshlie NSFW*
Ashlie: *wheeze* Nick--
Nick: YOU GOTTA DRAW THE LINE SOMEWHERE
Ashlie: Nick--
Nick: WE GOTTA DRAW THE FUCKING LINE IN THE SAND
—•Meanwhile•—
Everyone else in the gang: *can hear the whole entire conversation from downstairs*
Cory: what is it now?
Uni: *sips water* they found Zreshlie NSFW I'm guessing.
Jon: probably.
—•Meanwhile•—
Nick: WE GOTTA MAKE A STATEMENT
Ashlie: Nick we--
Nick: WE GOTTA LOOK INSIDE OURSELVES AND ASK
Nick: whAT Am I wiLlINg tO pUtTinG uP wItH toDAy?!
Nick: nOT FUCKING THIS *points at Zreshlie NSFW*
Ashlie: *is literally laying her head on the desk from laughing too hard*
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Fanfiction"So.. No one will ruin my intro?" Nick reassures. Everyone nods, Nick takes a deep breath smiling. "Hey guys! Zre-" "SHLIE9596 HERE-" Ashlie yells, slapping Nick in the face, Nick plants a hand on Ashlie's cheek pushing her back "An-And I'm here...
