Reader: *sees title* oh wow Ashton a new kind of writing? Are you going to abandon this idea too? You lazy son of a b—
I kNOW........ I'M LAZY ;~; but this will sorta replace the crack short shipping chapters, if there's no ships it will be a crack short, if it has ships it will be a fluff short. Now, carry on so I can go home
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Dawn: You know... I love everything about you, I wouldn't change a thing.
Jon: yeah well I would change something about you
Dawn:
Dawn: wow okay.
Jon: *Winks* Only your last name
Dawn: *Aggressively breaths through nostrils* shit I walked straight into that
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Ashlie: *Is trying on her same star sweater but in a different size* Hey Nick, do I look good in this?
Nick: Of course you do, but you know what you'll look better in?
Ashlie: What?
Nick: *Extends his arms out and winks* My arms.
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Uni: *Is trying on a vest*
Uni: I look great in this, what do you think Cory?
Cory: Meh, I think you'll look better in this *Lifts up clothes hanger with nothing on it*
Uni:
Uni:
Uni: clever fucking bastard.
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Tommy: ...... My ships are happening...
ARG: My ships are happening too but not all of them are... Only one of them isn't...
Tommy: Which one isn't sailing?
ARG: Ours.
Tommy: .... Oh.
Tommy: Then let me fix that.
YOU ARE READING
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Fanfiction"So.. No one will ruin my intro?" Nick reassures. Everyone nods, Nick takes a deep breath smiling. "Hey guys! Zre-" "SHLIE9596 HERE-" Ashlie yells, slapping Nick in the face, Nick plants a hand on Ashlie's cheek pushing her back "An-And I'm here...
