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[Fluff Shorts] Zronshlie? *nods* Zronshlie.

yO SOMEONE (WHO IS MY 14 YEAR OLD S I S T E R) GAVE ME AN AU WHERE JON AND NICK ARE VAMPIRES AND ASHLIE IS A VAMPIRE HUNTRESS BUT LIVES WITH JON AND NICK WHO ARE VAMPIRES BUT SHE DOESNT KNOW THAT THEY ARE VAMPIRES--

and yeah I know this isn't exactly what you wanted but here ya go lmao

*whispers* Zronshlie..

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Ashlie and Nick: *mumbling incoherent words of a song as Jon is pressed up against the wall*

Ashlie: *is leaning against Jon while dramatically singing incoherent words*

Nick: *is boxing Jon in against the wall though he's shorter than him*

Jon: *heavy breathing*   s a v e    m e

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Ashlie and Nick: *both watching Netflix while sharing a blanket*

Ashlie: hey where's Jon--

Jon: *crashes through wall* PLAYER THREE HAS ENTERED THE GAME

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Ashlie and Jon: *blasting "All Star" on a boombox while wearing shades as Jon carries the boombox over his head while Ashlie is just bobbing her head to the beat*

Nick: *drops fork* really

Nick: right in front of my salad

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Nick: Hey frogs are pretty cool right?

Jon: yeah I think they're pretty cute too, they have cute eyes and can be smaller than your hand..

Ashlie: *from a distance* traitors

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Ashlie: *holding a camera* hey guys I'm actually vlogging for once, and how about you see my two boyfriends.

Ashlie: *runs and stands besides Nick, who is barely in the camera angle* This is Nick.

Nick: sup *playing with Herbert*

Ashlie: *runs and stands besides Jon, who's shoulders and above is not shown*

Ashlie: A-And this is Jon..

Jon: Hi :D

Ashlie: *inhales violently before running off while having said camera near face* I swear to god my neck will snap from having to stare up at Jon all the time

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Cory: *knocks on Jon's door* Hey Jon have you seen Ashlie and Nick anywhere?

Jon:

Jon: *sighs and calmly sips coffee while walking out of his room, revealing Ashlie and Nick who are clinging onto him like a koala*