NewScapeGang Oneshots

[Fluff and Crack Shorts 9]

Nick: Psh I have no such thing as a heart

Ashlie: Umm.. Yeah you do?

Nick: alright, what heart do I have?

Ashlie: Well you have mine.

Nick:

Nick: okay wait that was smoother than my voice

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Dawn: *Charging while reading a book*

Cory: hey bud, when is it my turn to charge?

Dawn: *casually turns page in book* when you sleep.

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Jon: *reading a sign* pocket-sized shopping buddy?

Ashlie: *waddles up to Jon and looks up at him* Hi I've been assigned to you :D

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Tommy: Guys what mask would be scariest? *holds up werewolf mask and a clown mask and has his head between the masks* This one or this one?

Nick: Hmm.. The one in the middle.

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Cory: Have you read this? *Is currently shoving a piece of paper that has words written on it in front of Uni's face*

Uni: Um.. This is just my schedule--

Jon: *breaks down wall* reYNOLDS PAMPHLET???

Uni: what the fuck is that

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Cory: Uni, I dare you to scream gay at Ashlie and then throw a pie at her face.

Uni:

Uni: Challenge accepted.

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Tommy: Hey guys did you know Cory sleep talks?

Cory: How could you possibly know that?

Cory: .. No one else was in the room where it happened you creep.

Jon: *heavy breathing from afar*

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Jon and Nick: *having a duel with nerf pistols*

Cory: He points his pistol to the sky--!

Tommy: wAIT

Tommy: *leaves room and then comes back with popcorn*

Tommy: continue.

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Dawn: To summon the Ancient Thomas.. You must do a ritual..

Dawn: *creates a circle with candles surrounding it*

Dawn: *puts a green helmet with blood splattered on it, TNT, and a guitar*

Dawn: *inhales and murmurs quietly* somebody once told me..

Tommy: *punches his hand through the floor like a zombie, and then forces himself up to the surface*

Tommy: THE WORLD WAS GONNA ROLL ME

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