NewScapeGang Oneshots

[Oneshot] Camping.

—•"This is not what I wanted to do."•—

Pairing(s): N/A

Characters: NewScapeGang

Song: N/A

Game: N/A

AU: N/A

Description: Cory and the gang decide to go out camping for a week, but things didn't exactly go as planned.

Notes: yepper peppers I found some Hamilton songs that I'll probably recreate into oneshots soon so--

Warnings: N/A

Enjoy!

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The gang finally made it to their camping site but unfortunately it was about to be nightfall, they had two important objectives they had to achieve. One, make a fire. And two, set up the tent.

"I HEAR BIIIIRRRDDDS!"

But that wasn't really going so well.

Cory heaved a sigh as he stared at Tommy who was crouched on a high branch while frantically waving his hands up and down like a bird.

Dawn, Nick, and Ashlie were trying being useful as they were setting up the tents and the fire while Jon and Uni were arguing about anime.. Again.

"Uni." Cory called to him, Uni immediately stopped talking and snapped his head towards Cory, his furrowed eyebrows immediately shifting back to its original position as his angry expression turned into a confused one.

"Yeah?" He responded, sitting up from the tree stump and walking over to him.

"Go help Tommy.." Cory ordered, pinching the bridge of his nose. Uni gave Cory a confused look,

"But why? He doesn't really need to--"

"AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH!"

Behind Cory there was a snap of a branch and crash that was heard, and Cory didn't even need to turn around to tell who had fallen from a tree. Cory gave Uni another look as he gulped and nodded,

"I-I'll go help him.." Uni muttered, quickly shuffling away from Cory and soon running towards Tommy.

Cory sighed and looked at Ashlie and Nick, who were both arguing while a tent was currently over their heads,

"NICK THIS FLOPPY STICK THING IS SUPPOSED TO BE HERE!"

"ASHLIE THAT ISN'T A STICK THAT'S A SNAKE!"

"OH SHI--"

The argument had abruptly ended but it was immediately replaced by screaming as a tarp started to flail while a hiss that belonged to a snake was in the tent but it was barely heard over Ashlie and Nick's screaming.

Cory sighed and looked at Dawn, who was just staring at the fire as two sticks in his hand were both in flames on the tips of it.

"At least someone is doing something right.."

Dawn then dropped the two sticks in the fire and stared at the flames that were growing bigger and closer to Dawn, Cory gasped and threw his arms around Dawn's waist and dragged him back and away from the fire.

Cory sighed once more as he put the robot-like human down as Dawn lifted his head towards him.

"Thanks." Dawn said in a quiet voice, Cory nodded as he slowly backed away from the emotionless human as he looked back towards the tree with a broken branch, he blinked as Uni was dragging a currently unconscious a Tommy out of the bushes.

Cory groaned, "This is not what I wanted to do.."

He pulled out a folded piece of paper and unfolded it, reading the lists of things that should've happened at camp.

—Set up the tent

Cory glanced over to the unfinished tent where Ashlie and Nick continued to scream until they both fell out of the tent, crashing into the brown dirt and scrambling away from the plain yellow tarp that was awkwardly held up by two tent poles that were in the front and back of the "tent" while the middle had mostly laid flat on the ground. Cory sighed once again as Ashlie and Nick had looked at him wearing awkward and guilty smiles.

"That's a no."

—Make a fire.

Cory looked at the successful fire and Dawn who had stared at the fire emotionlessly, but the fire seemed a bit bigger than what Cory wanted it to be, but he didn't care

"Check."

—Make sure Tommy doesn't get hurt

Cory looked over at Tommy and Uni. Tommy was unconscious while Uni had slight troubles dragging him away from the bushes and towards the nearby river,

"Nope."

—Go swimming!

Cory looked around his campsite, Tommy was already unconscious and Ashlie and Nick are scared of a snake that had just slithered out of the unfinished tent and began to wrap itself around Ashlie's ankle, Dawn was just... Being Dawn. And Jon was now trying to pull off the snake off of Ashlie's ankle.

Cory looked at his checklist and narrowed his camera-lens

"Yeah.. No."

And with that he threw his checklist into the fire while Cory stared at the flames that made his face shine in the dim campsite as the sun had soon fallen and was replaced with a moon.

Cory sighed, "This was a waste of time."