......
I made so many unintentional innuendos when I was younger when I was innocent as all hell.
why did I do this
Why did you do this 12 Year old Ashton?
why?
anyways uhh... My mom found my old stories on my old iPad.
It... It was.... Traumatizing....
I was 12...
And my stories were horrible....
Also I changed the names so you would all be more familiar with it.
enjoy
Somehow.
Nick ran down the wooden steps of his home, rushing down them filled with panic and nervousness
"ASHLIE!" He ejaculated loudly
(Ejaculated: (of a man or male animal) eject semen from the body at the moment of sexual climax.... I'm sCREAMING OH MY GOD I USED TO THINK THAT MEANT YELLED OR SHOUTED)
Ashlie gasped and quilled nervously as she stood up from the couch and next to Nick
(Quilled: a main feather of a bird.... Why did I not know many words before? Oh right cause I was a Filipino boy who barely spoke English--)
"Uhh.. S-Sup?" Ashlie chuckled nervously as Nick was looming over her.
"Please tell me why there's a broken cabinet in my room?" Ashlie blinked
"Well anally you said that you would fix it..."
(Anally: basically an anus.... Which is a butt..... why was I so goddamn innocent back then???)
"Well now it's broken and it's ruined! There's no way I could fix that big chunk of wood!" Nick exclaimed, stomping his foot down. Ashlie sighed as she crossed her arms and tilted her head
"You want me help you to fix it?" Nick nodded, Ashlie sighed
"Fine..." Nick's frown turned into a grin.
"Great! Now cum on!"
(I used to think that "cum" was the short word for come...... Kill me...)
Ashlie was dragged upstairs by an energetic Nick
"And you said that you were upset about the broken cabinet?" Ashlie asked as they stood in his room, seeing a cabinet that only had a broken drawer
"Mhm..."
"You ejaculated at me for nothing then....."
(I can sEE WHY MY MOM WAS LAUGHING SO HARD BUT I AM RETHINKING MY LIFE AND HOW I WENT THIS FAR OH MY GODDDDDDDD--"
Nick shook his head in disagreement
"No!" He exclaimed, "There's something inside and it won't come out!"
yeah I'm stopping there... It's just... So many sex terms were used in there and I...
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I need hugs because of how much sex terms I've used in that story!
aND THAT WASN'T EVEN HALF OF THE STORY
There's so much more.
If people request it more then maybe I'll do it. I kinda enjoyed it because of my stupid self and not know what those words mean
I just....
hnggggggggg
Goodbye.
YOU ARE READING
NewScapeGang Oneshots
Fanfic"So.. No one will ruin my intro?" Nick reassures. Everyone nods, Nick takes a deep breath smiling. "Hey guys! Zre-" "SHLIE9596 HERE-" Ashlie yells, slapping Nick in the face, Nick plants a hand on Ashlie's cheek pushing her back "An-And I'm here...
