NewScapeGang Oneshots

[Crack Shot] Flirts and Responses

Ships including: Dawnathan, TomShlie, NewScapeComics

And Nick.

yep.

Multishipper.

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Tommy: *Slides against the floor in front of Ashlie intensely wiggling his eyebrows*

Ashlie: you want something don't you?

Tommy: Mhm....

Ashlie: what do you want?

Tommy: *Stands up and leans up against her, holding her chin*

Tommy: I want you in my bed.... *Eyebrow wiggles intensify*

Ashlie: bOi get the actual fuck away from me or else I will hippity hop on your chest with high heels with the heels covered in Legos.

Tommy: you've already been in my bed once so what's the de—

Ashlie: *Kicks him through the ceiling*

Tommy: tEAM TOMMY IS BLASTING OFF AGAAAAAAAAAAAAAAIIN *Star twinkle*
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Uni: Cory....

Cory: *Is sitting on Uni's lap because shipping* yeah?

Uni: Do you think your seat is a bit..... Hard to sit on? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Cory: *Gets up and leaves room without a word*

Uni: dammit there goes another one.

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Dawn: Hey Jon, did it hurt when you fell from heaven? *Winks*

Jon: No but it did hurt when I fell for you *Winks and wiggles eyebrows*

Dawn: sTOP FLIRTING BACK I'M SUPPOSED TO BE THE FLIRTER

Jon: Sorry, but it seems like people want me to be to—

Dawn: bring that subject up and I swear I will kick you down to hell

Jon: k

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Uni: *Chokes and coughs in scones*

Cory: Don't die on me Uni

Uni: bish fuck u I die whenever I wanna die

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Ashlie: I feel something hot in here...

Tommy: Oh... It's just me *Winks and leans seductively over stove*

Ashlie: Tommy the stoves on...

Tommy: Who cares?

Ashlie: Your jackets on fire.

Tommy: oh.

Tommy: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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Jon: Woah woah woah!

Dawn: Huh?

Jon: *Bends down and starts tying Dawn's shoelaces*

Dawn: What are you—

Jon: I don't want you to fall for anybody else now do I?

Dawn: *Mumbles under breath* Isweartofuckinggodstopbeinghotandadorableatthesametimemyovariesareexplodingheredontyouhearmyheartthumpingoutofmychestlikejesuschristjonathonyouregoingtokillme—

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Cory: *Bursts into Uni's room with a cop uniform* fREEZE

Uni: *Immediately puts hands behind head and gets off his chair* wOAH WOAH WHAT DID I DO

Cory: *Points gun at Uni* yOU STOLE SOMETHING

Uni: What did I steal?!

Cory: *Lowers gun* my heart

Uni: :D

Cory: No just kidding you stole a vase *Proceeds to shoot Uni*

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Tommy: You're clothes are gorgeous Ashlie...

Ashlie: Thanks... I guess

Tommy: But they would look better in my bedroom floor

Ashlie: No they wouldn't. They would be buried under your dirty clothes

Tommy: They're not that dirty!

Ashlie: They look like they've been buried under dirt for five years.

Tommy: Well I guess you could say...

Tommy: My minds as dirty as those clothes then...

Ashlie: get the fuck away from me.

Tommy: I heard "Fuck" and "Me" in one sentence.

Tommy: don't mind if I do!

Ashlie: nO

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Uni: Olive garden was a good choice for dinner!

Cory: Yeah! Place is pretty!

Uni: I'd like to know more about you! Like... What do you do for fun?

Cory: Mmm... I think the real question here is

Cory:  Who do I do for fun

Uni: *Starts stuffing breadsticks into pockets* Oh would you look at the time—