Ah I'm going through that phase where I'm shipping my two favorite youtubers with everyone... And my two favorite youtubers (out of the shred squad) are the smol bean and the cinnabun.
And what's the ship of today? *drumroll* it's FrozenBeans now get out and enjoy this piece of trash
Ashlie: You ready for this?
Tommy: not really
Ashlie: it'll be fine!
Ashlie: *Pulls Tommy to Nick's room* Nick! We have something to tell you--
Tommy: *vomits*
Ashlie:
—•Later•—
Tommy: I think that went well!
Ashlie: you threw up and we both left
Tommy: Eh, that's all in the past!
Ashlie: it was literally 30 seconds ago.
Tommy: That's a matter of opinion
Ashlie: No it's not. Let's try again.
Ashlie: *Opens door to Nick's room* Nick, we have something to tell you--
Tommy: *collapses on the floor with a cloth over his mouth*
Ashlie:
—•Later•—
Tommy: I chloroformed myself didn't I?
Ashlie: yeah you did.
Tommy: Right.. Yeah *slowly lifting cloth back up to mouth*
Ashlie: don't do it again! *slaps him*
Ashlie: look, you take the lead this time.
Tommy: vright.
Tommy: *kicks Nick's door open*
Tommy: haBABABAAAHEAHDGAVEJCJRHE
Ashlie: *is not surprised*
—•Take 2•—
Tommy: you see the thing is Ashlie and I are-- *lifts gun* I'll just kill him--
Ashlie: nO *grabs gun* NO thAT IS MY BROTHER YOU FUCKING IDIOT
Nick: *is not even paying attention*
Tommy: leT ME JUST SHOOT HIM IN THE FACE
Ashlie: NO NO NO--
—•Take Three•—
Tommy: Mom! Dad! I'm gay!
Ashlie: Wrong!
Ashlie:
Ashlie: ... I hope.
—•Take Four•—
Tommy and Ashlie: *are now in the living room wrestling each other over the gun*
Tommy: IF I SHOOT HIM, WE COULD MAKE OUT! THIS COULD BE SO EASY
Ashlie: nO THOMAS, THOMAS NO--
—•Take Five•—
Tommy: *is suddenly shorter than Ashlie* when two people spend a lot of time together--
Ashlie: wHERE ARE YOUR LEGS
—•Take Six•—
Tommy: *Speaking german*
Ashlie: Nein!
—•Take Seven•—
Tommy: Nick--
Future Tommy: *Appears in the other side of the room* I'm from the future! Tell him he's ugly!
Tommy: *looks at Nick* yOU'RE CHUBBY
Ashlie: You can't even get that right!
—•Take Eight•—
Tommy: *suggestively humping the air while looking at Ashlie and looking at Nick while tilting his head towards Ashlie and nodding while wiggling his eyebrows*
Ashlie: Tommy what the fuck
—•Take Nine•—
Ashlie: Thomas, THOMAS
Ashlie: givE ME THE--
Tommy: NO!
—•Take a Ten•—
Tommy:
Ashlie:
Tommy: I'm really bad at this aren't I?
Ashlie: Yeah, Nick is never gonna find out about us..
Tommy:
Tommy: oH THATS WHAT WE'RE DOING
Tommy: *Kicks Nick's door down* Nick I know is is hard for you to hear, but I am dating your sister!
Nick: *places down book*
Nick: Yeah that's fine-- *gets shot*
Tommy: *holding a pistol* WHOOPS.
—•Later•—
Ashlie and Tommy: *Burying Nick's body*
Ashlie: I think that went well!
YOU ARE READING
NewScapeGang Oneshots
Fanfiction"So.. No one will ruin my intro?" Nick reassures. Everyone nods, Nick takes a deep breath smiling. "Hey guys! Zre-" "SHLIE9596 HERE-" Ashlie yells, slapping Nick in the face, Nick plants a hand on Ashlie's cheek pushing her back "An-And I'm here...
