Unknown Author who is totally unknown: YOU! *Shoves Duni and Uni together in a room together* AND YOU!
Unknown Author totally sneaks and unknown: YOU TWO *Shoves DDawn and Dawn into a room together*
sneak author is very sneak: YOU TWO *Shoves Dashlie and Ashlie into a room together*
totally sneaky corgi mask author: YOU AND YOU *Shoves Nick and..... Dres in a room together*
Author that totally doesn't have a corgi mask on: My job here is done.
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Duni and Uni: *standing on the opposite sides of the room*
Uni: oh god why him why not Dawn? Why not Ashlie? Why not Nick? Why not anyone else in the whole world?
Duni: *Comes running at him at full speed* uNNNNNNNNNNNNIIIIIIIIIIII~SENPAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAIIIIII!!!
Uni: oh shit
Uni: No. Stay away I have a restraining order and I'm not afraid to use it.
Duni: D:
Duni: B-But.... Red and blue gays.
Uni: I'm not blue!
Duni: I beg to differ *Staring at Uni's blUE T H I C C STREAK OF HAIR*
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DDawn and Dawn: *Circling around each other like confused robots--oh wait*
DDawn: Why are you so ugly?
Dawn: Why do you have a ratchet accent?
DDawn:
Dawn: We are literally the same person except you have a frown and you are red.
DDawn: Touché.
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Dashlie and Ashlie: *Is glaring at each other, oh god Ashlie's eyes are glowing red again--*
Ashlie: Why are you here?
Dashlie: I don't know sweetie! I was just pulled here~!
Ashlie: holyshithervoiceissogoddamnhighholyfuck
Dashlie: What did you say?
Ashlie: *Chokes* I saID THAT YOU'RE A BITCH--
Dashlie: yOU WANNA FUCKING FIGHT?!
Ashlie: *Takes out sword* glADLY
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Nick and... Dres: *Is sitting on the couch together, just chilling*
Nick: so how's your day?
Dres: same old same old.
Nick: filled with people being immature?
Dres: yes.
Nick: same.
Dres: I feel like people are secretly watching us and imagining us together like with your pug friend and my pug friend and the blue and red robot and... Dashlie and A-Ashlie.
Nick: you mean shipping?
Dres: yeah basically.
Nick:
Nick: You better stay away from my girl.
Dres: W-What? I have no idea what you're talking about!
Nick: I saw you staring at Ashlie through the small window when she was fighting Dashlie.
Nick: yA FAQ--
Dres: Who said I was watching Ashlie?! For all you know I could've been watching Dashlie!
Nick: oH I SEE, YOU LIKE DASHLIE DON'T YOU
Dres: shIT IT WAS A TRAP--
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Author with corgi mask is no longer sneaky: What did you see in there *Turns around in a spinning chair while stroking Corgi fur*
Author with corgi in hands: Anything interesting?
Reader: *Sweating profusely*
YOU ARE READING
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Fanfiction"So.. No one will ruin my intro?" Nick reassures. Everyone nods, Nick takes a deep breath smiling. "Hey guys! Zre-" "SHLIE9596 HERE-" Ashlie yells, slapping Nick in the face, Nick plants a hand on Ashlie's cheek pushing her back "An-And I'm here...
