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*The gang is all on a ship traveling to Bombay*

Uni: *Is peacefully looking out towards the sea*

Ashlie: Heya Uni!

Uni: hm? Hey Ashlie!

Ashlie: I wanted to talk to you about something...

Uni: Oh... Well what is it?

Ashlie: I wanted to know if you wanted to join me, Nick, and Jon to play—

Cory: hEY GUYS! *Purposely shoves Ashlie away from Uni*

Ashlie: AAAAAAAAA— *Falls overboard*

Nick: Ashlie! *Rushes past Uni and Cory to save her*

Jon: Hey w-wait! *Chases after Nick*

Tommy: wAIT JON I STILL NEED TO TALK TO YOU ABOUT SHREDDING GREEN TEAM— *Chases after Jon*

Cory: *Is wearing a forced grin with the anime angry sign where there's like four lines arched inwards*

Uni: *Is just shocked about what just happened in general*

Cory: So Uni, I wanted to ask if you wanted to join ME, Jon, and Tommy in bed wars!

Uni: Uh—Bwell....—Psh—I-Pfft.... I—Umm...

Dawn: *Pulls Cory away from Uni and pulls him over his shoulder* Alright, time for you to go to your room, you're being too creepy...

Nick: Yeah you need to calm down, you try to kill people when you're jealous *Is currently cradling a soaking wet Ashlie in his arms*

Ashlie: I just wanted to ask Uni if he wanted to join us ;-;

Cory: yEAH WELL UNI'S MINE YOU LITTLE FUCKING—

Tommy: *Smacks him over the head with a steering wheel* That should do it!

Jon: w-where did you get that steering wheel?

Tommy: Oh well after e captain was passed out I took the steering wheel!

Everyone but Cory: tOMMY

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