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[Fluff And Crack Shorts 2]

I feel like there's a lot more innuendos in this one than in the last one... Meh

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Ashlie: I'll help Jon cook! I'll even wear an apron!

Jon: as long as it says "Kiss the chef"

Ashlie: I caN'T BELIEVE ITS NOT BUTTER

(Based off Ashlie's recent tweet lmao)

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Nick: If you wanted to be reincarnated as an animal what animal would you be?

Jon: A bunny

Cory: A bird.

Ashlie: A bean.

Nick: Ashlie a bean isn't--

Ashlie: A B E A N

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Nick: *kisses Tommy's forehead*

Tommy: What is this?

Nick: Affection.

Tommy: disgusting...

Tommy:

Tommy: Now do it again.

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Tommy: You know I'm jealous of you!

Jon: wha-- me?

Tommy: Yeah! Your partner is always hotter than mine! *leaves while snickering*

Jon: Oh-- wait but aren't we dating?

Jon:

Jon: oH

Jon: O H  YOU LITTLE SHIT COME BACK HERE

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Jon: Hey Nick, knock knock.

Nick: are we really--

Jon: Knock knock.

Nick: *sighs* who's there?

Jon: Kiss?

Nick: Kiss who?

Jon: kiss me.

Nick: Did you really just confess by using a knock knock joke--

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Zreshlie: *Cuddling on the couch*

Jon: *Suddenly kicks door open* PLAYER THREE HAS ENTERED THE GAME

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FroScape: *Aggressively fighting over text*

Tommy: you know what let's just fuck and get it over with

Cory: bitch I'm sorry what

Tommy: I meANT let's just *fucking get this over with

Tommy:

Tommy: but I like the first option better

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Ashlie: Are you and Uni dating?

Tommy: *has Uni's head on his lap*

Tommy: what gives you that impression?

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Ashlie: What's better, Frozres or Zron?

Uni: why not both? FroZrOn.

Cory: And FroZrOnShlie?