Avengers/MCU Oneshots

Get It Yourself! (Maximoff Twins)

Fluff, as requested. Very short because, uh... my brain is good at coming up with angst, not fluff. Had to use a headcanon for this one.

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"Wanda!" Pietro whined.

Wanda looked up from her book in annoyance. "What is it, Pietro?"

"I'm hungry!"

"What do you want me to do about it?" Wanda asked, going back to her book.

"Use your powers or something to get me some!"

"Use your own! You'll be back on the couch in like two seconds!"

"But I don't wanna!"

"Well, I don't want to get food for your lazy a**."

"Wandaaaa!"

"Pietroooo! Get it yourself!"

"But I don't wanna!"

The other Avengers were watching the whole exchange, laughing quietly. They wanted to know who would give in.

"Too bad! You can't tell me what to do!"

"Yes, I can, I'm older!"

"We're twins!"

"Yeah, but I was born first, so I'm older!"

"By twelve minutes!"

"Still older!"

"Doesn't count!"

"Does too!"

"Does not!"

"Does too! I've existed longer!"

"Just because you were born first doesn't mean you EXISTED first! We're twins! I could've been conceived before you for all we know! That would make me older!"

"But I was BORN first, and that's what's important!"

"Well, if you're so much older than me, you should set a good example by getting your own snack!"

"Ah, but I'm teaching you RESPONSIBILITY right now, not how to do stuff yourself."

"Get off your a**!" She used her telekinesis to yank the couch off of the floor and shake it, knocking him onto the floor.

"When I was your age, I didn't knock YOU off the couch!"

"Well, I didn't knock me off the couch, either!" Suddenly, she fell on the floor. She looked up to see Pietro smirking at her. "PIETRO! Now I'm definitely not getting you anything."

"You're lame," Pietro said. A few seconds later, he was back on the couch eating a bag of chips.

"See? That wasn't so hard."

"Never said it was hard. Just said I didn't wanna."

"How old are you, four?"

"And a half," Pietro replied with a cheeky smile.

Wanda made a face at him, walking out of the room.

"Aw, am I too cool for you to handle?"

"No, your stupidness is suffocating me."

"Haha."

"Glad you thought it was funny."

"I was being sarcastic."

"So was I. You must have used up the rest of your brain cells."

"B****!"

Wanda simply gave him the finger before disappearing out of sight.