Avengers/MCU Oneshots

The Twins (Billy & Tommy)- Part Two

"Tommy's older," Wanda answered.

Billy's jaw dropped.

"HA!" Tommy exclaimed.

"Da**it," Billy muttered.

Wanda sighed. "Trust me, I know that feeling."

"How much older am I?" Tommy smirked.

Wanda smiled guilty. "I... don't know for sure. I didn't exactly have a timer. But, like... seven minutes, maybe?"

Tommy nodded in satisfaction. He draped his arm around Billy's shoulders. "Looks like your gut was wrong, brother."

Billy pouted.

-•-

"Wanda, I hope those two kids weren't too much of a pain in the a**. They were just so excited-" Steve started to say.

Wanda interrupted. "No, they were fine. I enjoyed talking to them a lot, actually."

"Oh, good."

"Did they try to flirt with you the whole time?" Sam teased.

Wanda choked. "Ummm, no. Definitely not."

"You looked panicked there for a second," Bucky said. "What did they do?"

Wanda laughed. "Nothing. Just... learned that they're relatives of mine from Sokovia. Had proof and everything. I knew them when they were babies."

"Oh, then GOD I'm sorry for that joke," Sam said.

Bucky smirked.

"You're never gonna let me live that down, are you?"

"Nope."

Sam groaned, burying his face in his hands. "How bad is it?"

"Huh?" Wanda asked.

"I mean, how are they related to you?"

Wanda's eyes went wide. She bit her lip, looking down. "Ummm... well...." She laughed nervously. "They're my-" She said something inaudible.

"What was that?"

"They're my-" She mumbled slightly louder, but it still wasn't understandable.

"They're your WHAT Wanda?"

Wands scratched the back of her neck. "Umm, they're mine."

"Your what?" Sam was getting frustrated.

"Mine. They're MINE, Sam. They're my kids."

Everyone's jaws dropped.

"Wha-what how?!" Sam asked, shell-shocked.

"Well, you see Sam, when a mommy and a daddy love each other very much-"

"Wanda, shut up."

She shrugged. "You asked."

"And you know what I meant!"

Wanda scoffed. "I was thirteen and HYDRA had just made me and my boyfriend at the time drink some weird glowing liquid, and I'm 99% we were drunk off it or something."

"Ah. That's why we don't drink suspicious looking beverages, Wanda."

She shrugged.

-•-

Billy and Tommy sat in their classroom, bored to death. The teacher was droning on about something neither of them gave a single crap about, and they were praying for a miracle. And, boy, did they get one.

"Ms. Baxter, please send William and Thomas to the office, prepared to leave."

Everyone else in the room glared jealously as the twins slung their backpacks over their shoulders.

"My parents didn't mention anything about early pickup. Did yours?" Tommy asked.

"No." Billy answered, confused. They got to the office to see Wanda and the Falcon.

Falcon looked between Wanda and the twins. "How the h*** didn't any of us see it before?"

Wanda shrugged. "Billy, Tommy, we're here to pick you up, obviously. Thought it might be fun to get to know you?"

"Yeah!" Billy said excitedly.

They walked to the car.

"And why are you here, Mr. Wilson?" Tommy asked.

Sam rolled his eyes. "Cuz I can drive."

Wanda looked annoyed and then shrugged.

"You can't drive?" Billy asked in shock.

"Nope." She popped the 'p'. "Couldn't learn in Sokovia, and I'm not a legal citizen, so I can't legally learn here."

"Wowza."

"Yep. You wanna go get ice cream?"

"Yeah!" The twins cheered.

"Then, let's go. Hit it, Sam."

Sam smirked at hit the gas.