Pax
Do you know what happens when you have sex with someone you care about and love? You want to have sex a lot. If Shaun and I could find a place, it was on like Donkey Kong. Yeah, I got over my nervousness quickly.
If we weren't unholy, others were. I chalk it up to the weather. Body heat is incredible in the wintertime. Unfortunately, I had a few cousins who were having difficulties of their own. When I say problems, I mean the weird-ass love triangle with Matthew, Mason, and Nora.
Let me explain a few key details, back in high school, which was last year, because we didn't graduate that long ago. Okay, let me go back to sophomore year because that's when this mess started.
Payton graduated, leaving Parker and Presley with us. We were sophomores; Parker was a junior, Presley was a freshman. Parker was busy dodging girls after that troll. Presley was finding more girls to hump. My baby brother has no shame. Patton was crushing on Britt, and I was crushing on Shaun, who made my life hell. Perhaps we should skip the part of Shaun and me. I prefer to enjoy how our relationship now because it's way better.
Now, you had Patton, Kaxon, Mason, and me. We were forces of nature. What one didn't think of, the others did. Yeah, that earned us time in the principal's office. While Pat and I dealt with our crushes, Kaxon kept girls at arm's length. According to Kaxon, no girl could handle him. Kaxon is full of shit.
Then you had Mason, who dated Britt's sister Nora. Mason being Mason, pissed off Britt and Nora's dad every chance he got. He didn't care; he was hot for Nora. Nora dated Mason to piss her dad off. You get the point of this romance.
Aunt Luna and Uncle Major thought Mason needed a breather from Nora and us and moved Mason out to Hicksville, USA. We don't even know where they moved, considering any place out of the city viewed as the boonies here.
Mason vowed that one day, he would return and reclaim his undying love for Nora. Mason needs his head examined because we all know Nora isn't into Mason as Mason is into Nora. How do we know? We see it. Yeah, we're not blind, and we're not oblivious, unlike Mason.
My cousin is a twit.
Matthew
I sat in a chair in the living room, reading a textbook, when someone knocked at the door. It's probably that chick Kaxon is dating or engaged to. I still chuckled at that thought.
The person kept knocking as Kaxon walked into the living room.
"I think your chick is here," I mentioned.
Kaxon looked at me strangely, then answered the door. "Nope, not my chick or fiancée, which still means nothing," Kaxon remarked.
I looked around the chair to find Nora standing at the door. I got up and walked over to the door.
"Mason isn't here," Kaxon mentioned.
"I didn't come to see Mason," Nora replied.
Markus came downstairs to find Nora, Kaxon, and me at the door.
"Then why are you here and not with Mason?" Kaxon asked as Markus walked over to us.
"Because I came to see if Matthew wanted to get coffee," Nora mentioned.
Markus, Kaxon, and I looked at each other.
"Does Mason know that you want to have coffee with dear old cousin Matthew?" Markus question, patting my shoulder and smirking.
"No, it's not like I answer to Mason," Nora informed Markus.
That answer earned a look from Markus and Kaxon.
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The Gray Family: Forces Of Nature✔️(Wattpad version)
HumorNow that Payton and Parker Gray have survived their first year of college and found love, their twin brothers, Patton and Paxton Gray, are joining their big brothers along with cousins when they return to college. The problem is that Patton and Pax...
