It's all fun and games until someone gets a butt cramp

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Pat

I got back to the house and ran past Payton and Parker, leaving them confused. I went upstairs and ran to the bathroom, then started removing everything so that I could pee. I did the shake, then turned on the shower. I made the mistake of not waiting for the water temperature.

I danced around the shower in my haste, trying to avoid the water until I adjusted it. Then I scrubbed all the makeup off of my body. I didn't realize how much makeup drag queens use. I give them a lot of credit, considering I couldn't do it. I'll stick to looking like a guy. It's way easier to handle.

After I finished washing my body, face, and hair, I got out of the shower and dried off. I pulled on a tee-shirt, briefs, and sweats. That's much better than a skirt, although my legs and armpits feel weird without hair.

I came out of the bathroom to find Britt sitting on my bed.

"Feel better?" Britt asked me.

"So much better," I groaned.

Britt laughed. I walked over to the bed and sat down next to her.

"How the hell do you girls do it? I did everything girls do for half a day, and it drove me nuts," I said.

"You get used to it after a while. It becomes second nature," Britt explained.

"I'll stay a guy," I mentioned.

Britt giggled, and I leaned over to kiss her. She kissed me back. I pulled back, looked at Britt as she looked at me, then crashed my lips into her lips. Our kiss intensified as we made the work of our clothes quickly.

Before I dipped the stick in the jar, I grabbed a raincoat. I didn't need to explain to my parents that they will have grandkids. I placed on the protection and thought I hit the right hole.

"Exit only," Britt grunted.

I didn't. I hit the wrong hole. I tried again and made contact, which is more challenging than I thought. I grunted, pushing myself inside Britt as she tugged my hair.

"It's a little tight," I mumbled.

"You're a little big," Britt said through gritted teeth.

"Stop pulling my hair," I grunted.

"Stop moving," Britt ordered.

I stopped moving. Britt wiggled as I laid on top of her, waiting to move. Little man ached, stuck in a tiny hole.

"Okay, move," Britt whispered.

"You sure?" I asked.

Britt nodded, and I pushed more into her as we figured out what to do with our hands and legs. Then I hit something sturdy. What the hell?

"Pat!" Britt huffed.

"What? Something's blocking little man," I told Britt.

"Just do it," Britt ordered.

Who am I to deny an order? I pulled back and pushed into Britt harder. She screamed as I stopped. I didn't know what I'm doing, and it's not like you know these things when you have sex. I should have watched porn. Kaxon is smart.

"Keep going," Britt demanded.

"Decide, woman. Stop, go, stop, go," I huffed, thrusting in Britt.

I felt the tightness leave, and it felt like a glove around my manhood. That felt much better as I picked up the pace. I got so into the moment that my butt cramped.

"Mother of God!" I screamed, pulling out of Britt and hurrying from my bed.

Britt propped herself up as I moved like someone who got sunburnt, and a person slapped their ass. My bedroom door flew open as Britt covered herself, including her head. I grimaced as I worked out the cramp, naked. My brothers stared at me.

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