Not all is as it seems

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Pat

Do you know when you love someone, you're willing to do anything for them? Yeah, boundaries need set with the emphasis on the word anything because this will bite me in the ass.

Nora went on a date with Clyde, and he made a move on her. That is not cool, dude. It's a date, not a hookup. Nora told Britt, and Clyde didn't want to take no for an answer when he asked Nora on another date. Britt came up with an idea to help her sister out, enlisting my help. Why do I get dragged into these situations?

"No way!" I exclaimed.

"It's perfect," Britt reasoned as Pax and Presley looked at me.

"Maybe for you, but not for me," I replied.

"Look, you're calmer than Pax," Britt reasoned.

"It doesn't matter because I'm not dressing as a chick," Pax informed Britt.

"Plus, we know Pax's temper," Presley reasoned.

"I got better," Pax countered.

We looked at Pax.

"Well, I'm working on it. Dr. Shaw said my therapies are helping," Pax added, grinning.

I shook my head. "Why can't Presley do it?" I questioned.

"Do I look like I can pass for a chick?" Presley asked with a look.

"Pat, if you go out with Clyde, then you can put him in his place," Britt mentioned.

I looked at the three of them and shook my head. I know I will regret this decision.

"Fine, but no pictures, and if anyone asks, you're blind," I said, pointing to Britt. "You're mute." I looked at Presley. "And you're deaf," I mentioned to Pax.

"Huh? What was that? Sorry, I'm deaf!" Pax yelled.

"Cute," I mumbled.

"Well, you said I'm deaf. I should practice," Pax retorted.

I stepped towards Pax and hit him in the stomach with my fist, knocking the wind out of him. He dropped to his knees, holding his stomach.

"Damn," Presley commented.

Pax is my twin, but it doesn't mean I won't beat the hell out of him. Did people forget that he's my brother and the gloves come off with your siblings? Considering we had WrestleMania growing up in our house, it's the norm with us.

"Pat didn't hit you in the nuts. That's a plus," Presley mentioned.

Pax shot Presley a glare. I shook my head. Here we go, back at it again with the unexpected.

Britt

I showed Pat how to shave his legs and armpits. We used an electric razor first, then a lot of shaving cream. Pat nicked himself a lot.

"How the hell do you girls do this?" Pat questioned me, nicking himself with the disposable razor.

"We shave all the time and learn to shave when we grow hair. No guy wants to date an ape," I reasoned.

"If I were a chick, I would go natural," Pat told me.

"Then you would never get a date," I remarked.

"This is some bullshit here," Pat huffed.

"Make sure you shave anywhere that you show skin. No guy likes a hairy chick," I informed Pat.

Pat glared, and I shrugged. Pat finished shaving, then took a shower. I waited in his bedroom with Pax and Presley. Pat showered, then got out, and came into his bedroom with a towel wrapped around his torso. Damn, my boyfriend is hot.

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