Forgetfulness: I'm so hungry.
Dana: You better not eat out of the garbage, this time!
Forgetfulness: I won't. I want some mud burgers.
Dana: Excuse me? *raises her eyebrows*
Forgetfulness: I said, I want some mud burgers.
Dana: Ew!
Forgetfulness: Yes, and I will also have a mud smoothie.
Dana: Stop, F! You're grossing me out!
Forgetfulness: *goes outside with a cup, scoops some mud into it, and gets a burger from the grill, and puts the mud on it* This looks delicious!
Dana: F, you better stop!
Forgetfulness: *eats his mud burger* Not bad! Where's the ketchup?
Dana: *faints*
This story was written on Monday, August 17th, 2020.
A/N Forgetfulness is so nasty! Ew! Who puts mud on a burger? Gross! Don't be a silent reader. Please leave feedback. Thanks.
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