Benjamin: Melissa, do you miss Ireland?
Melissahoel1: Ireland? I'm not from Ireland, moron! I'm from Wales.
Benjamin: I thought you were Irish!
Melissahoel1: You idiot! I'm not Irish! I'm Welsh! You ignoramus!
Benjamin: Oh.
Melissahoel1: I got a good mind, to make you cut onions! Say, that can be a part of your punishment!! Hey, guys!! I know what we can do to Benjamin, next!!!
Benjamin: No!!!! They'll sting my eyes!
This story was written on Thursday, August 20th, 2020.
A/N Benjamin, get your facts straight! Melissa is Welsh, not Irish! Don't be a silent reader. Please leave feedback. Thanks.
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