Chapter 22 - The Middle

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TW: Violence and fighting

Yesterday wasn't actually too bad. I spent around 2 hours in the park just doing laps and practicing my skating. The only downside to that is now I've got an aching foot. Not so wise am I? Who cares, really? I most certainly don't. I have the house to myself until about one o'clock, then I'm heading out for some lunch. It's just gone quarter past nine here, so I have plenty of time to get on with what I want.

First on the agenda is some baking. I'm going to need something to post on YouTube once my hiatus ends, so why not a video? Cookies, cupcakes, apple crumble, anything really. We have plenty of ingredients in the house to make said goods, and plenty of space too. Dad said he wants me to spend my time being productive otherwise I'll get cranky when bored and I hope this is what he means when he says that, otherwise we'll be in a bit of a pickle, albeit with a lot of yummy treats that can be used as a way of getting myself out of things.

Hello everyone, it's me Evin, also known as Castillo, and I am recording this video on September 24th 2019, which is during my, uh, hiatus from uploading. I am currently not attending college in person due to personal reasons, so I thought I would take a break from analysing a story and make some treats I suppose. Right now it's half nine and I'm due to head out with Brian and Anita at about one, so I'm going to get cracking to make sure everything is done and dusted by at least half twelve.

The first thing I'm going to be making are these hedgehog cupcakes

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The first thing I'm going to be making are these hedgehog cupcakes. Why? Why the fuck not?! I thought it would be a fun thing to do. I made some back in July for Brian's birthday as well as a slightly big yet still small cake. [holding knife] Watch out Colin the Caterpillar, I'm coming for your gig.

I'm taking this rece- ressah- re- recipe from a site called Wilton, although I will be using a piping for the little hedgehogs and not the wee sticky thingies they're using. The link to the recipe will be in the description if you wanna check it out.

[time lapse of making batter and filling cupcake liners]

I'm sure by the time this video is actually out a lot of things will have changed. I might be back at college, I might have just left college full time, who knows. The given timeframe for me being out, for now at least, is about a month and I'll be back around the time the UK mid term break is meant to fall. The reason why I'm taking this... break... cannot actually be discussed in such a manner as this, but the reason's probably going to be leaked one way or another, and you definitely won't be surprised at just how much I have indeed fucked up. I think it's time to get these little bastards into the oven.

[goes to oven] I got a brand new attitude, and I'm gonna wear it tonight. I wanna get in trouble, I wanna start a fight!

[cut scene] Next on the agenda are some cookies! I fucking love to eat cookies to the point it's becoming a problem, so why not enhance this... [stammers] love for cookies further? These are going to be oat cookies and I'm going to be following my own recipe. You will need:

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