Helluva Boss: Ink Edition

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We open up to the elevator within the IMP building opening, Bendy standing next to Millie as the imp woman carried a small tray of coffee.

Bendy: Thanks for volunteering to help with coffee, Mills.

Millie: No problem, hun! I'm at least glad you paid for it, especially with how my wallet got stolen recently.

Bendy: But... Your belt can't hold your wallet and your pants have no pockets, how did you even carry your wallet?

Millie: I'll... Tell you after work.

The two exit the elevator, both of them greeting some of the demons in the hall, including members of Verosika's crew.

Millie: Howdy, Josh!

Josh: Hey, Millie!

Bendy: Morning, Milky. Kiki.

Kiki: A good morning to you, too, Bendy.

Milky: Sup?

Apple and Coco simply wave as they lean against a water cooler, which Bendy reciprocates. He taps his foot to the tune of "shave and a haircut" before kicking the door down with the last 2 notes.

Millie: Another day in paradise!

However, upon entering, both demons find the office a complete mess. There were boxes opened, unopened, a knocked over cactus, and a trash can on fire. Loona is standing in the middle of the room, looking dead standing up as if she didn't sleep while her hair is messy, all the while holding a stuffed owl over the trash can. Loona hears the door open, but she doesn't open her eyes, and responds to Millie while she throws the owl into the fire bin.

Millie: ...Or paradise LOST.

Loona: Oh shit, it's morning...

Bendy: Loona, have you been here all night? What the hell are you doing? *gestures to boxes* What is all this stuff?

Some of the boxes sift to reveal Striker underneath them, who was sitting on the couch.

Striker: From what I heard while I was underneath that box of wind-up novelty teeth, the boss and his newly-to-be-wed got into a bit of a bicker. Now, he's sinking lower n' lower in empty pleasures in order to fill the hole built into his anxious, damaged soul...

Millie: ....What?

Vortex: *off-screen* Blitz and Angel got into an argument about the wedding coming up and Blitz got so distraught from what Ange said, he bought a bunch of shit in a depressed spiral like he would with a break up.

Bendy: Vortex? Where the hell are you?

Vortex: In the bathroom! A box fell and trapped me in here, I've been stuck in here for the past 3 days. I'm very hungry, so... Would you guys mind getting me something from the break room. I'm cool with something small like... like some cheese crackers or... or even a fruit bar or some shit, I don't care... Oh, and help me get out, by the way!... Help!

As Loona explains, she takes both coffee trays from Bendy and Millie's hands without even caring.

Loona: And as for what I'm doing, Blitz bought over 200 taxidermy owls, then said I couldn't go home until I burned.... *whispering in agony* all of them.

Loona, because she's completely tired, tilts the trays back and dumps the drinks into her mouth without caring for the cups. However, she's caught by surprise as Bendy forces her snout open and shoves his hand down her throat.

Bendy: Hey, asshole, that's mine!

He pulls out a frappuccino, cringing in disgust before wiping the cup and putting in a new straw before drinking. Loona is shivering from the previous sensation and cups her throat with her hand until a door knocks to get their attention. Millie opens it, revealing Wally Wackford, now a taxidermy delivery service demon, with more boxes of taxidermy owls.